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Scroll Below

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|title = Scroll Below
|image = Scrollbeloworiginal.png
|maker = LOLShock
|type = Website
|date = 2008
}}
'''Scroll Below''' was a [[shock site]] created and hosted on [[LOLShock]] in 2008, in addition, it was also hosted on [[Shockchan]].

The page contains a text instructing the user to scroll down slowly, Upon scrolling, the text tells the player to keep scrolling along with limecat and a picture depicting rabbit and a deer similar to [[Offended]], after scrolling down for a second, at which point a montage of crudely photoshopped images that contains pornography. It is possible that this site inspired the "Offended" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
===Images Featured===
NOTE: Some of the images listed here are no longer on the site.
* Two naked black men photoshopped to have enlarged penises.
* A photoshopped image of a girl with a very large penis, wrapping it around her back.
* A naked elderly woman.
* A man inserting a long stick into the anus of a girl covered in liquid feces.
* A short elderly man standing on some sort of table while a naked woman performs fellatio.
* A white man with his foreskin covering his penis receiving anal sex from a black man.
* A man and a short person sexually penetrating.
* A fat naked woman holding a crossbow.
* A collage of the images from [[Skindroop.com]].
* A image of a deformed penis.
* An image of a man with two fish shoved up his anus. This is named "Fishermen", a shock site on [[YTMND]].
* A picture of a girl performing oral sex on a man edited so that she is playing a flute to a snake.
* The [[Worst picture ever]].
* Untitled.jpg from [[The Pain Series]].
==Before Shocking Content==
<gallery bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="310" position="center" spacing="small" columns="1">
Limecat.jpg|Limecat.
Harp_Seal_pup.png|A seal.
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit.
</gallery>
==Links==
NOTE: The following [[shock site]] contains pornographic images!
* web.archive.org/web/20220426170224/scrollbelow.com
* web.archive.org/web/20211117222401/shockchan.com/scroll-down

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Imslow.kr/ghost

2024-11-09T11:54:33Z

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{{Infobox Website
|title = Imslow.kr/ghost
|maker = Neuryeo
|type = Website (Offline)
|registered in = 2012
|written in = Javascript, HTML, Flash
|status = Offline
}}
'''Imslow.kr/ghost''', also called '''Ghost''', was a [[screamer]] [[subpage]] created by Neuryeo, a Korean OSU user.<ref>http://osu.ppy.sh/u/imslow (Original got deleted)</ref> The creator also has a [https://twitter.com/idfret Twitter page] which is inactive.

First, the website displays a picture of a ghost, accompanied by a loud, echoing scream. After a while, the website will try to open infinite pop-ups and bounce around the screen, which prevents the user from closing. The title states "''Hello World! Do you want to see a ghost? contact (contact@imslow.kr)''". The subpage was later closed in 2014. The page uses an obfuscated source code, making it difficult to determine that it is a screamer.

The site [[Kkzkk.com]] also features the same content but with a different scream.

==Link==
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NOTE: The following website contains a [[screamer]] and a [[malicious script]]!
* web.archive.org/web/20120715033649/imslow.kr/ghost/index.html
* '''Mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20160411032703/output.jsbin.com/heveleci

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Last Measure

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Last Measure
|image = Last Measure Logo.png
|imagecaption = The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
|maker = GNAA
|type = Shock site
|date = 2003
}}
[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA).

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />

==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

==Version 3.4.1==
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp, from [[Klerck.org]].</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].

==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/ <nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>

==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange. The file was deleted on 10 June 2015 due to "Invalid fair-use rationale".</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus. The file was deleted on 15 March 2022.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_and_TJ_about_to_have_sex.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref>

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr".
== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site #Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>

== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' (from BJAODN's "Shock site" page, which is listed below under "Further Reading")</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/ <nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/ softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/ FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a malicious script that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography.<ref>steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/ 648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref> However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof appears to exist.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
===Mirrors===
NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20210427182929/users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR/
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
** web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.feenode.net
**web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/offended.feenode.net/
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu
* web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040619135035/lm.h4xx.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/dc.h4xx.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040724174801/hardwaredigest.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040725090040/linuxmyths.org</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040813015549/r0bin.net/lastmeasure</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040826123258/geek-life.cx.la/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/teens4kerry.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/gmail4troops.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040909003001/cshacks.partycat.us
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909004215/cube-europe.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202234/linux-isoz.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202306/linux-journal.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040910034455/kathleenfent.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040930015447/cowboyneil.mytheme.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/linux-babes.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20041016014412/gmailinvites.no-ip.info
* web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/captain-obvious.com/alissa/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041205204445/metawire.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041215233805/remote-access.renamon.net:280/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/traceroute.zoy.org/
* web.archive.org/web/20071228050147/roflcopterd00d.50megs.com
** <s>dirtysanchez.zoy.org</s>
** <s>lastmeasure4.zoy.org</s>
** web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20060722072533/lastmeasureunified.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20150815172925/softmeasure.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20170314100007/freeipods.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20190905204900/halo2.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050207053835/brandonvedas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
* web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080916184050/4chan.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20090802094012/killje.ws
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20130521005655/ww38.bosslegen.de/~andres/flood.html
*mantako.tripod.com
*web.archive.org/web/20240321205715/ytmp4.neocities.org/spin
*<s>korven.sajt.org</s>
*oocities.org/gniger972
*web.archive.org/web/20210901170811/output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
*kermem0069.neocities.org
*gnaa.africa/captcha
*[[internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]

===Last Measure Operating System===
NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]

===Background audio===
NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
NOTE: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4
===Showcase video===
NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
===Further Reading===
NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' edramatica.com/Last_Measure
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)

==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]]

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Last Measure

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{{Infobox Shock Site
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[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA).

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />

==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

==Version 3.4.1==
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp, from [[Klerck.org]].</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].

==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/ <nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>

==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange. The file was deleted on 10 June 2015 due to "Invalid fair-use rationale".</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus. The file was deleted on 15 March 2022.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_and_TJ_about_to_have_sex.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref>

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr".
== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site #Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>

== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' (from BJAODN's "Shock site" page, which is listed below under "Further Reading")</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/ <nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/ softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/ FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a malicious script that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography.<ref>steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/ 648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref> However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof appears to exist.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
===Mirrors===
NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20210427182929/users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR/
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
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*[[internetcri.me]]
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===Last Measure Operating System===
NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]

===Background audio===
NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
NOTE: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4
===Showcase video===
NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
===Further Reading===
NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' edramatica.com/Last_Measure
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)

==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]]

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Last Measure

2024-11-08T17:11:14Z

ScreamerWikiUser420: Article edited again

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Last Measure
|image = Last Measure Logo.png
|imagecaption = The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
|maker = GNAA
|type = Shock site
|date = 2003
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[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA).

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />

==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

==Version 3.4.1==
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp, from [[Klerck.org]].</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].

==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/ <nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>

==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange. The file was deleted on 10 June 2015 due to "Invalid fair-use rationale".</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus. The file was deleted on 15 March 2022.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_and_TJ_about_to_have_sex.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref>

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr".
== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site #Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>

== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' (from BJAODN's "Shock site" page, which is listed below under "Further Reading")</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/ <nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/ softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/ FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a malicious script that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography.<ref>steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/ 648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref> However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof appears to exist.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
===Mirrors===
NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20210427182929/http://users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR/
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
** web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.feenode.net
**web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/offended.feenode.net/
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu
* web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040619135035/lm.h4xx.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/dc.h4xx.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040724174801/hardwaredigest.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040725090040/linuxmyths.org</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040813015549/r0bin.net/lastmeasure</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040826123258/geek-life.cx.la/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/teens4kerry.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/gmail4troops.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040909003001/cshacks.partycat.us
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909004215/cube-europe.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202234/linux-isoz.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202306/linux-journal.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040910034455/kathleenfent.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040930015447/cowboyneil.mytheme.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/linux-babes.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20041016014412/gmailinvites.no-ip.info
* web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/captain-obvious.com/alissa/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041205204445/metawire.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041215233805/remote-access.renamon.net:280/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/traceroute.zoy.org/
* web.archive.org/web/20071228050147/roflcopterd00d.50megs.com
** <s>dirtysanchez.zoy.org</s>
** <s>lastmeasure4.zoy.org</s>
** web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20060722072533/lastmeasureunified.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20150815172925/softmeasure.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20170314100007/freeipods.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20190905204900/halo2.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050207053835/brandonvedas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
* web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080916184050/4chan.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20090802094012/killje.ws
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20130521005655/ww38.bosslegen.de/~andres/flood.html
*mantako.tripod.com
*web.archive.org/web/20240321205715/ytmp4.neocities.org/spin
*<s>korven.sajt.org</s>
*oocities.org/gniger972
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
*kermem0069.neocities.org
*gnaa.africa/captcha
*[[internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]

===Last Measure Operating System===
NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]

===Background audio===
NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
NOTE: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4
===Showcase video===
NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
===Further Reading===
NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' edramatica.com/Last_Measure
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)

==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]]

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Last Measure
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|imagecaption = The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
|maker = GNAA
|type = Shock site
|date = 2003
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[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA).

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />

==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

==Version 3.4.1==
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp, from [[Klerck.org]].</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].

==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/ <nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>

==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange. The file was deleted on 10 June 2015 due to "Invalid fair-use rationale".</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus. The file was deleted on 15 March 2022.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_and_TJ_about_to_have_sex.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref>

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr".
== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site #Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>

== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' (from BJAODN's "Shock site" page, which is listed below under "Further Reading")</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/ <nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/ softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/ FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a malicious script that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography.<ref>steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/ 648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref> However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof appears to exist.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
===Mirrors===
NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
**https://web.archive.org/web/20210427182929/http://users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR/
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
** web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.feenode.net
**web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/offended.feenode.net/
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu
* web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040619135035/lm.h4xx.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/dc.h4xx.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040724174801/hardwaredigest.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040725090040/linuxmyths.org</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040813015549/r0bin.net/lastmeasure</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040826123258/geek-life.cx.la/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/teens4kerry.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/gmail4troops.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040909003001/cshacks.partycat.us
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909004215/cube-europe.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202234/linux-isoz.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202306/linux-journal.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040910034455/kathleenfent.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040930015447/cowboyneil.mytheme.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/linux-babes.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20041016014412/gmailinvites.no-ip.info
* web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/captain-obvious.com/alissa/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041205204445/metawire.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041215233805/remote-access.renamon.net:280/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/traceroute.zoy.org/
* web.archive.org/web/20071228050147/roflcopterd00d.50megs.com
** <s>dirtysanchez.zoy.org</s>
** <s>lastmeasure4.zoy.org</s>
** web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20060722072533/lastmeasureunified.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20150815172925/softmeasure.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20170314100007/freeipods.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20190905204900/halo2.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050207053835/brandonvedas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
* web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080916184050/4chan.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20090802094012/killje.ws
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20130521005655/ww38.bosslegen.de/~andres/flood.html
*mantako.tripod.com
*web.archive.org/web/20240321205715/ytmp4.neocities.org/spin
*<s>korven.sajt.org</s>
*oocities.org/gniger972
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
*kermem0069.neocities.org
*gnaa.africa/captcha
*[[internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]

===Last Measure Operating System===
NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]

===Background audio===
NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
NOTE: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4
===Showcase video===
NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
===Further Reading===
NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' edramatica.com/Last_Measure
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)

==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]]

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Screamer Cactus

2024-11-08T16:59:40Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Screamer Cactus
|image = Caca.jpeg
|imagecaption = Isn't touching one painful enough?
|maker = PyjamaSam
|type = [[Last Measure]] / Screamer
|date = April 7, 2012
}}
'''Screamer Cactus''' is a French [[shock site]] created by French forum user PyjamaSam.<ref>Also known as 0xad.</ref> It was first described on a [[wikipedia:Jeuxvideo.com|Jeuxvideo.com]] forum by the creator on April 7, 2012.<ref>jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-98252783-1-0-1-0-j-ai-fait-un-super-screamer.htm</ref>

== Content ==
The site contains a picture of a man with a cactus inserted inside his anus, with a small drop of semen coming out of his penis. The website embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called "out.swf" to open an endless amount of tabs and play an extremely loud version of the song "The Cadillac Theory" by [[wikipedia:Stupeflip|Stupeflip]].

The page utilizes a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called caca to display an alert with the text "CAACACAAA", which calls itself recursively. Another JavaScript function, full, attempts to put the browser into full-screen mode. It also uses [[wikipedia:CSS|CSS]] styling to make the cursor invisible.

==History==
During the summer of 2012, Screamer Cactus gained notoriety due to its usage in [[Twitter]] raids. In early 2016, a small team of people went to [[wikipedia:Twitch_(service)|Twitch]] to trick streamers into opening the website during livestreams.

On April 8, 2016, a streamer named Takeru_46 opened the Screamer Cactus during one of his livestreams. The page stayed open on the broadcast for over four minutes before he managed to close it.

==Notes==
<references />
== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[shock sites]] contain [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic images]], and may also harm your computer!
* 0xad.net/cactus
* web.archive.org/web/20150219012946/get-cooki.es
* web.archive.org/web/20140214222521/ownage.fr
* web.archive.org/web/20130501153541/pwned.fr

==== Hidden Links ====
* web.archive.org/web/20211025222740/bexandre.alwaysdata.net/cactus
* image.noelshack.com.free.fr/fichiers/2012/52/1356820092-cisla.jpg
* thomasbh.tumblr.com
* bit.ly/NRJ-LIVE-128kbps
'''Further Reading (French):''' jvflux.fr/Screamer_Cactus
==See also==
* [[Last Measure]] - A series of websites with similar behavior.
* '''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites that are very similar in spirit to this website.]]'''''
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Screamer Cactus

2024-11-08T16:59:02Z

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{{ContentWarning}}
{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Screamer Cactus
|image = Caca.jpeg
|imagecaption = Isn't touching one painful enough?
|maker = PyjamaSam
|type = [[Last Measure]] / Screamer
|date = April 7, 2012
}}
'''Screamer Cactus''' is a French [[shock site]] created by French forum user PyjamaSam.<ref>Also known as 0xad.</ref> It was first described on a [[wikipedia:Jeuxvideo.com|Jeuxvideo.com]] forum by the creator on April 7, 2012.<ref>jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-98252783-1-0-1-0-j-ai-fait-un-super-screamer.htm</ref>

== Content ==
The site contains a picture of a man with a cactus inserted inside his anus, with a small drop of semen coming out of his penis. The website embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called "out.swf" to open an endless amount of tabs and play an extremely loud version of the song "The Cadillac Theory" by [[wikipedia:Stupeflip|Stupeflip]].

The page utilizes a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called caca to display an alert with the text "CAACACAAA", which calls itself recursively. Another JavaScript function, full, attempts to put the browser into full-screen mode. It also uses [[wikipedia:CSS|CSS]] styling to make the cursor invisible.

==History==
During the summer of 2012, Screamer Cactus gained notoriety due to its usage in [[Twitter]] raids. In early 2016, a small team of people went to [[wikipedia:Twitch_(service)|Twitch]] to trick streamers into opening the website during livestreams.

On April 8, 2016, a streamer named Takeru_46 opened the Screamer Cactus during one of his livestreams. The page stayed open on the broadcast for over four minutes before he managed to close it.

==Notes==
<references />
== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[shock sites]] contain [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic images]], and may also harm your computer!
* 0xad.net/cactus
* web.archive.org/web/20150219012946/get-cooki.es
* web.archive.org/web/20140214222521/ownage.fr
* web.archive.org/web/20130501153541/pwned.fr

==== Hidden Links ====
* web.archive.org/web/20211025222740/bexandre.alwaysdata.net/cactus
* image.noelshack.com.free.fr/fichiers/2012/52/1356820092-cisla.jpg
* thomasbh.tumblr.com
* bit.ly/NRJ-LIVE-128kbps
* <s>cactusmirror.neocities.org<s>
'''Further Reading (French):''' jvflux.fr/Screamer_Cactus
==See also==
* [[Last Measure]] - A series of websites with similar behavior.
* '''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites that are very similar in spirit to this website.]]'''''
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Screamer Cactus

2024-11-08T16:58:00Z

ScreamerWikiUser420: Article edited

{{ContentWarning}}
{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Screamer Cactus
|image = Caca.jpeg
|imagecaption = Isn't touching one painful enough?
|maker = PyjamaSam
|type = [[Last Measure]] / Screamer
|date = April 7, 2012
}}
'''Screamer Cactus''' is a French [[shock site]] created by French forum user PyjamaSam.<ref>Also known as 0xad.</ref> It was first described on a [[wikipedia:Jeuxvideo.com|Jeuxvideo.com]] forum by the creator on April 7, 2012.<ref>jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-98252783-1-0-1-0-j-ai-fait-un-super-screamer.htm</ref>

== Content ==
The site contains a picture of a man with a cactus inserted inside his anus, with a small drop of semen coming out of his penis. The website embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called "out.swf" to open an endless amount of tabs and play an extremely loud version of the song "The Cadillac Theory" by [[wikipedia:Stupeflip|Stupeflip]].

The page utilizes a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called caca to display an alert with the text CAACACAAA, which calls itself recursively. Another JavaScript function, full, attempts to put the browser into full-screen mode. It also uses [[wikipedia:CSS|CSS]] styling to make the cursor invisible.

==History==
During the summer of 2012, Screamer Cactus gained notoriety due to its usage in [[Twitter]] raids. In early 2016, a small team of people went to [[wikipedia:Twitch_(service)|Twitch]] to trick streamers into opening the website during livestreams.

On April 8, 2016, a streamer named Takeru_46 opened the Screamer Cactus during one of his livestreams. The page stayed open on the broadcast for over four minutes before he managed to close it.

==Notes==
<references />
== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[shock sites]] contain [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic images]], and may also harm your computer!
* 0xad.net/cactus
* web.archive.org/web/20150219012946/get-cooki.es
* web.archive.org/web/20140214222521/ownage.fr
* web.archive.org/web/20130501153541/pwned.fr

==== Hidden Links ====
* web.archive.org/web/20211025222740/bexandre.alwaysdata.net/cactus
* image.noelshack.com.free.fr/fichiers/2012/52/1356820092-cisla.jpg
* thomasbh.tumblr.com
* bit.ly/NRJ-LIVE-128kbps
* </s>cactusmirror.neocities.org</s>
'''Further Reading (French):''' jvflux.fr/Screamer_Cactus
==See also==
* [[Last Measure]] - A series of websites with similar behavior.
* '''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites that are very similar in spirit to this website.]]'''''
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Screamer Cactus

2024-11-03T12:24:50Z

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{{ContentWarning}}
{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Screamer Cactus
|image = Caca.jpeg
|imagecaption = Isn't touching one painful enough?
|maker = PyjamaSam
|type = [[Last Measure]] / Screamer
|date = April 7, 2012
}}
'''Screamer Cactus''' is a French [[shock site]] created by French forum user PyjamaSam.<ref>Also known as 0xad.</ref> It was first described on a [[wikipedia:Jeuxvideo.com|Jeuxvideo.com]] forum by the creator on April 7, 2012.<ref>jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-98252783-1-0-1-0-j-ai-fait-un-super-screamer.htm</ref>

== Content ==
The site contains a picture of a man with a cactus inserted inside his anus, with a small drop of semen coming out of his penis. The website embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called "out.swf" to open an endless amount of tabs and play an extremely loud version of the song "The Cadillac Theory" by [[wikipedia:Stupeflip|Stupeflip]].

The page utilizes a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called caca to display an alert with the text CAACACAAA, which calls itself recursively. Another JavaScript function, full, attempts to put the browser into full-screen mode. It also uses [[wikipedia:CSS|CSS]] styling to make the cursor invisible.

==History==
During the summer of 2012, Screamer Cactus gained notoriety due to its usage in [[Twitter]] raids. In early 2016, a small team of people went to [[wikipedia:Twitch_(service)|Twitch]] to trick streamers into opening the website during livestreams.

On April 8, 2016, a streamer named Takeru_46 opened the Screamer Cactus during one of his livestreams. The page stayed open on the broadcast for over four minutes before he managed to close it.

==Notes==
<references />
== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[shock sites]] contain [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic images]], and may also harm your computer!
* 0xad.net/cactus
* web.archive.org/web/20150219012946/get-cooki.es
* web.archive.org/web/20140214222521/ownage.fr
* web.archive.org/web/20130501153541/pwned.fr

==== Hidden Links ====
* web.archive.org/web/20211025222740/bexandre.alwaysdata.net/cactus
* image.noelshack.com.free.fr/fichiers/2012/52/1356820092-cisla.jpg
* thomasbh.tumblr.com
* bit.ly/NRJ-LIVE-128kbps
* cactusmirror.neocities.org
'''Further Reading (French):''' jvflux.fr/Screamer_Cactus
==See also==
* [[Last Measure]] - A series of websites with similar behavior.
* '''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites that are very similar in spirit to this website.]]'''''
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User:SkittleKat

2024-11-02T17:31:04Z

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I'm SkittleKat that's all you need to know [[File:Untitled video.gif|35x35px]]

My YT channel is this

* I'm from liechtenstein
* I'm genderless
* I have nothing between my legs
* bit.trip will always be in my heart
* n++ is my 2nd indie game in my heart

User:SkittleKat

2024-11-02T17:30:14Z

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I'm SkittleKat that's all you need to know [[File:Untitled video.gif|35x35px]]

My YT channel is [edramatica.com/User:MeepSheep/Crash this]

* I'm from liechtenstein
* I'm genderless
* I have nothing between my legs
* bit.trip will always be in my heart
* n++ is my 2nd indie game in my heart

User:ScreamerWikiUser420

2024-10-31T17:35:35Z

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2024-10-31T17:35:05Z

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2024-10-31T17:33:56Z

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Screamer Cactus

2024-10-31T15:08:54Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Screamer Cactus
|image = Caca.jpeg
|imagecaption = Isn't touching one painful enough?
|maker = PyjamaSam
|type = [[Last Measure]] / Screamer
|date = April 7, 2012
}}
'''Screamer Cactus''' is a French [[shock site]] created by French forum user PyjamaSam.<ref>Also known as 0xad.</ref> It was first described on a [[wikipedia:Jeuxvideo.com|Jeuxvideo.com]] forum by the creator on April 7, 2012.<ref>jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-98252783-1-0-1-0-j-ai-fait-un-super-screamer.htm</ref>

== Content ==
The site contains a picture of a man with a cactus inserted inside his anus, with a small drop of semen coming out of his penis. The website embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called out.swf to open an endless amount of tabs and play an extremely loud version of the song "The Cadillac Theory" by [[wikipedia:Stupeflip|Stupeflip]].

The page utilizes a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called caca to display an alert with the text CAACACAAA, which calls itself recursively. Another JavaScript function, full, attempts to put the browser into full-screen mode. It also uses [[wikipedia:CSS|CSS]] styling to make the cursor invisible.

==History==
During the summer of 2012, Screamer Cactus gained notoriety due to its usage in [[Twitter]] raids. In early 2016, a small team of people went to [[wikipedia:Twitch_(service)|Twitch]] to trick streamers into opening the website during livestreams.

On April 8, 2016, a streamer named Takeru_46 opened the Screamer Cactus during one of his livestreams. The page stayed open on the broadcast for over four minutes before he managed to close it.

==Notes==
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== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[shock sites]] contain [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic images]], and may also harm your computer!
* 0xad.net/cactus
* web.archive.org/web/20150219012946/get-cooki.es
* web.archive.org/web/20140214222521/ownage.fr
* web.archive.org/web/20130501153541/pwned.fr

==== Hidden Links ====
* web.archive.org/web/20211025222740/bexandre.alwaysdata.net/cactus
* image.noelshack.com.free.fr/fichiers/2012/52/1356820092-cisla.jpg
* thomasbh.tumblr.com
* bit.ly/NRJ-LIVE-128kbps
* cactusmirror.neocities.org
'''Further Reading (French):''' jvflux.fr/Screamer_Cactus
==See also==
* [[Last Measure]] - A series of websites with similar behavior.
* '''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites that are very similar in spirit to this website.]]'''''
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Omg.hop.ru

2024-10-29T11:12:44Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Omg.hop.ru
|image = Omg.png
|imagecaption = The content of the page.
|maker = Wendigo
|type = [[Website]]
|date = 2012
}}
'''Omg.hop.ru''' is a [[screamer]] [[website]] created by ''Wendigo'' in 2012.

The main page features a black power button with blood on the top right corner and a typing message animation telling the user to "Try It..." accompanied by evil laughter playing constantly. Since [[Adobe Flash Player]] is no longer supported on modern browsers, the message no longer shows up and the audio will not play. Once the power button is clicked, the user is redirected to a subpage titled "aaa.html" where they are met with a [[Flash]] animation of the [[What's Wrong?]] face, accompanied by a loud and echoing scream.

The site features hyperlinked text that reads "Made by Wendigo" behind the blood, indicating its creator. Clicking on the link supposedly leads to the creator's email. The earliest archived version of the site from 2012 shows a page from the Russian web hosting company ''centre.re''. In 2014, the site was transformed into a screamer with a message at the top advertising various hosting services in Russian. The text was removed a few months later, and the site continues to exist up to this day.

When searching for the site on [[wikipedia:Yandex|''Yandex'']] browser, a message will appear warning users not to visit, stating "Just don't go here. Do not. Otherwise, fear will consume your soul!" However, this message does not appear when using Google, which instead displays "Рейтинг@Mail.ru. Made by Wendigo". After 360 seconds (6 minutes), the site automatically redirects to a flash file named '''z0r-de_332.swf''' from ''raz.z0r.de/L/''. The flash file shows a man in a mouse costume turning towards the camera with a grin, before freezing and turning red with the text "I'll Kill You" flashing on the screen. This is a screamer from [[Fearnest.ru]], although the link is now broken and displays the message ''"404 Site raz.z0r.de is not served on this interface''".

== Link ==
NOTE: The following website contains a [[screamer]]!
* omg.hop.ru
* omg.hop.ru/aaa.html

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Robloxmassreporter

2024-10-19T15:51:53Z

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|title = Robloxmassreporter
|image = Drphil.png
|maker = FilteringDisabledEz
|type = [[Website]]
|date = 2024
}}
'''Robloxmassreporter''' is a [[screamer]] website uploaded to Neocities that claims to be a free [[wikipedia:Roblox|Roblox]] asset reporter. It was made by Roblox user FilteringDisabledEz, who runs a Roblox exploiting group named Team H1.

When visiting the website, it shows an image of a green M&M, with the face replaced with [[wikipedia:Phil McGraw|Phil McGraw]]'s face from an [[wikipedia:M&M's|M&M's]] ad campaign made in 2007. The caption "Click uncle green M&M to load the Mass Reporter Tools UI" is underneath it.

However, once the image was clicked, the website would enter fullscreen with the image changed to a flashing image of [[Jeff the Killer]] accompanied with the same scream from [[Anne.jpg]]. There is red text above it that says "YOU SHOULD NOT FALL FOR THIS STUFF, ONLY REAL MASS REPORTERS ARE PAID" and text underneath it that says "prank your friends too LOLOLOLOL (click)". If clicked, the page will try to open WhatsApp and share it with the user's contacts. If the victim tried to close the page, a message would appear saying "YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE". However, this will not show up since modern browsers block the ability to display a custom message when the user tries to leave a site.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following website contains a [[screamer]] with flashing lights!
* <s>robloxmassreporter.neocities.org</s>
* '''Wayback Machine archive:''' web.archive.org/web/20240213195745/robloxmassreporter.neocities.org

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Robloxmassreporter

2024-10-19T15:51:21Z

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User:H1iAlt

2024-10-19T14:57:42Z

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LOL.script

2024-10-11T19:47:05Z

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|title = LOL.Script
|image = LOLScriptSegment1.png
|maker = poorguy32
|type = [[Scratch]] project
|date = October 8th, 2019
}}
'''LOL.Script''' was a [[screamer]] project created with [[Scratch]] by user poorguy32 on October 8th, 2019.

The project starts with a red cat named ''Joe.NPC'' who greets the player with a friendly "Hello :)" and asks, "Have you ever thought about...?" However, before the cat can finish his question, it is interrupted by [[Anne.jpg]]. The cat then asks, "Did that scare you?" and awaits the player's response. Regardless of the player's input, the cat proceeds with "Well then" and "THEN LET'S PUT IT AGAIN," after which the same screamer appears. The game concludes with the cat looking down and blinking, saying, "Sorry, I ran out of ideas.
== Gallery ==
<gallery widths="200" spacing="small" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" position="center">
LOLScriptSegment1.png|First segment.
LOLScriptSegment2.png|Second segment.
LOLScriptSegment3.png|Third segment.
LOLScriptSegment4.png|Fourth segment (End).
</gallery>
== Link ==
NOTE: The following game contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>scratch.mit.edu/projects/334883268</s>
* '''SB3 File:''' web.archive.org/web/20230416222314/files.catbox.moe/sdzgh8.sb3

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Girls to date

2024-09-29T09:34:31Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Girls to date
|image = Girlstodate.png
|imagecaption = Well, at least it's more tamer than [[Offended]] and [[The Pain Series]].
|maker = Fucktard12345
|type = [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article
|date = March 14, 2022‎
}}
'''Girls to date''' is a [[Shock site|shock webpage]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] that was created by user ''Fucktard12345'' on March 14, 2022. The webpage is similar to other shock pages on the site such as [[Offended]], [[The Pain Series]] and [[Scroll Down]].

Upon opening, the page begins with a message at the top of the page that reads "scroll down slowly and you will have the best time of your life". Upon scrolling down, there are multiple images of women; the fourth and fifth from the Super Sentai series (Mashin Sentai Kiramager), the sixth and last being from a Kamen Rider Series (Kamen Rider Zero-One), and one of them being the famous [[YouTuber]] [[wikipedia:SSSniperwolf|SSSniperwolf]]. Under the final image is a short collection of graphic imagery.

== Images featured ==
* A man holding a giant piece of feces in front of a toilet.
* The [[BigfootProof.com]] image.
* The [[Goatse]] image.
* A man performing fellatio on another man.
* All [[Gap.zip]] images.

The end of the page shows the same image of George W Bush, the "U MAD BRO?" and the "You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America". images from [[Offended]].

== Gallery ==
=== Before shocking content ===
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
File:Girlstodate.png|Yui Tenma
File:GtD2.jpeg|SSSniperwolf.
File:GtD3.jpeg|Lisa
File:GtD4.jpeg|Yume Shinjo
File:GtD5.jpeg|Mio Kudo
File:GtD6.jpeg|Noa Tsurushima
File:GtD7.jpeg|Noa Tsurushima but with front and back photo
File:GtD8.jpeg|Possessed Noa Tsurushima, the final image before the shocking content.
</gallery>

== Link ==
NOTE: The following links contain extremely [[graphic content]]!
* edramatica.com/Girls_to_date
* '''[[Wayback Machine]] mirror''': web.archive.org/web/20240324084602/encyclopediadramatica.online/Girls_to_date
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Offended

2024-09-20T20:38:41Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Offended
|image = Limecat.jpg
|imagecaption = The first image that precedes the final boss of the internet...
|maker = Fishing Cat<ref>web.archive.org/web/20220701132640/desciclopedia.org/wiki/Offended</ref>
|type = [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article
|date = August 17, 2007
}}
'''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock webpage]] hosted on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The page was created on the original ''encyclopediadramatica.com'' website on August 17, 2007, by user named '''Fishing Cat'''. According to OhInternet, a month after the page was created it had the Limecat image on top. Offensive pages on the site contain a template titled "Offended" at the top of the page, which attempts to trick the user into viewing the Offended page. This template includes a box displaying a looping GIF of the [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia logo]], [[wikipedia:The Star of David|The Star of David]], [[wikipedia:Ku Klux Klan|the blood drop cross]], and a [[wikipedia:Swastika|swastika]] along with the text "'''Offended?''' If you have been offended by "(article name)", please click here and scroll slowly down to the bottom of the page." which links to the page, the purpose of which is to offend/gross out the viewer as much as possible. Due to the page's differing legality (obscene animal abuse) in many countries, it has been blocked and unblocked in the past.
{{Offended}} 
Alternatively, some articles contain a template at the top of the page titled "FED", which looks like this:
{{FED}} 
In 2012, a template was added to articles relating to Islam titled "OffendedMuslims", which links to a page titled [[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]:
{{Un-Islamic}} 
In June 2022, a template was added to the Manchild article titled "OffendedKids", which links to the Offended page:
{{OffendedKids}} 

The page begins with a message at the top of the page that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of images in order: an image of the "Limecat" meme, a baby rabbit, a chick, a dog, and finally, a deer and a rabbit. Under the final "normal" image is a large montage of gruesome images depicting pornography, gore, mutilation, rape, diseases, cannibalism, trypophobia, necrophilia, and so on.

The Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most images from the original Offended page have remained untouched since the page was created.

==Imagery featured==
NOTE: Some of the images listed here are no longer on the Offended page due to several ED domain name changes over the years.
* All images from [[The Pain Series]].
* The [[Worst picture ever]].
* A image of a man defecating in a woman's mouth with the caption "Roofle. Owned. Scrub." next to Something Awful's grenade logo.
* Images from [[happypuppies.net]].
* An image of a woman widely stretching her vagina.
* A GIF of the [[Jarsquatter]] video.
* A GIF of a nude anime girl cutting her stomach, only for her to be beheaded by another lady with a sword.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Chris Farley|Chris Farley's]] corpse.
* An image of an old black woman who was lynched in the 1800s.
* An GIF of a pig getting beheaded by a man holding a chainsaw.
* Various images from [[GoreJunkies]].
* An image of an exploding man's face.
* An image of a cat with no face. (Chase no face)
* Lamprey Disease.
* A picture of a man eating feces from a woman's anus.
* An Image of feces going into a woman's mouth out of another woman's vagina.
* An archived image of a brutally degloved face saved from [[Rotten.com|rotten.com]].
* A bloodied anus.
* A fetish image of a girl with at least more than 10 tits on her body with dicks shooting milk out of her nipples onto another female.
* Images of the [[Blue Waffle]] STD.
* A penis with a severe case of smegma.
* A moldy vagina dripping with puss, forming a tumor.
* A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree.
* A traumatic degloved leg with the flesh being fully visible.
* The results of a shotgun facewash that was used by a Russian man.
* A man with his head stabbed.
* A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped.
* Pictures from [[Run the Gauntlet]].
* A chopped off finger.
* A man with two dildos up his anus (Possibly Goatse.)
* A mutilated vagina, with mold forming as the flesh is sticking out.
* A infected ball sack with warts and smegma forming around it.
* A image of a corpse.
* A picture of a Indian man with his head ripped off.
* A modified penis with a long, round silver ring going through the urethra with a circle formed around it.
* A mutilated penis with feces on it.
* A edited image of a man with two vaginas sticking a stapler up his clit.
* A edited image of a smiling Japanese schoolgirl with warts and hives covering her arms and legs.
* A picture of yellow diarrhea that was taken from a [[Shockumentary|shockumentary]].
* The [[Tubgirl]] image.
* The [[Screamer Cactus]] image.
* The [[The Mac User|Mac User]] image.
* The [[Zippocat]] panel from [[YTMND]].
* An image of a dead dog laying on the floor.
* The [[Prolapse Man]] image.
* A man performing fellatio on another man's large penis.
* A man with a large glass bottle inside his anus.
* The [[Milk Fountain]] image.
* An image of a key stuck in a man's foot.
* An image of a woman licking a yellow dildo covered in feces with the 2chan watermark.
* [[Thehomo.org]] image.
* A man's face smashed in by a bear which is also featured on [[Kekma.net]].
* The [[Special Fried Rice]] image.
* [https://medium.com/dark-aberrations/robert-beckowitz-murdered-and-dismembered-during-three-day-orgy-d717915c9fa5 Robert Beckowitz's] corpse.
* The [[Meatspin]] GIF.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Nikki Catsouras photographs controversy|Nikki Catsouras]]' corpse.
* A very large spider.
* A GIF of [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]].
* A GIF of a man kicking a cat against a wall.
* All [[Gap.zip]] images.
* An image of a man resembling [[wikipedia:Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber]] with his penis cut off.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Mr. Creosote|Mr. Creosote]] vomiting from the 1983 musical sketch comedy film ''[[wikipedia:Monty Python's The Meaning of Life|Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''.
* An image of two women licking a defecating person's anus.
* A GIF of a man cutting off the tip of his penis. (The same clip used in [[Victory Screeeeech]] but converted to GIF).
* A woman impaled on a spear from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Cannibal Holocaust|Cannibal Holocaust]].''
* Pictures of anal prolapse.
* A flashlight inside a man's anus.
* An image of a person's severely cut fingers.
* A GIF of Bill Thompson committing suicide by gunshot from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Boogie Nights|Boogie Nights]]''.
* The [[Hai2u]] Image.
* An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it and an image of it mixed in noodles.
* An image of JaSonic putting his penis onto a Sonic plush doll covered in feces which is laying on a diaper.
* An image of a dog vomiting.
* Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself.
* All images from [[Skindroop.com]].
* The [[Shovel Dog]] GIF.
* The [[Bigfootproof.com]] image.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Louis Tomlinson|Louis Tomlinson]].
* The "Full Lemon Party" image is seen on [[Biglemonparty.com]].
* An image of a dismembered body covered in blood from a top-view perspective.
* A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''.
* A man with his scrotum and testicles cut off, which are laying in front of him.
* A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces.
* A woman with her vagina full of cockroaches.
* A bottle in a man's anus as seen on [[Bottle Guy]].
* Various pictures of roadkill animals.
* A GIF Of a man stomping on a skinny African child.
* A penis inside of a dream catcher.
* A man with his head smashed in a wall.
* A GIF of a mouse getting blended.
* Various images of animal cruelty.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]] dead body.
* A molten skull with a video cassette format tape inside of it.
* A woman's degloved face.
* [[Harlequin Fetus]] pictures.
* Various pornographic images.
* A GIF of a woman with a 7-Up can coming out of her anus.
* A montage of screenshots from [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]].
* A photo of a burned baby.
* A dirty grease trap.
* A penis with feces on it.
* Furry pornography.
* An image of a decapitated wolf's head inside a toilet.
* An edited GIF of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80 a kitten on a slide] that falls into a hole of fire.
* An image of a seal with its skin degloved.
* Rule 34 images.
* A knife in a man's penis.
* An image of a Soup with cockroaches in it.
* An image of a woman defecating on top of a wall.
* Two girls licking a man's anus covered in feces.
* A man putting his hand inside a woman's anus and smearing it on her.
* A picture of a girl smearing scat on herself.
* An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed.
* An image of a fat woman cosplaying as [[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Wonder Woman]].
* An image of a prolapsed vagina.
* A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina.
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog (one of the scenes from a [[Run the Gauntlet]] video).
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse.
* Images from [[Rotten.com]].
* Images from [[Rate My Poo]].
* [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse.
* A severed head in a field.
* An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife (the image used on the EvilStick bootleg).
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her foot.
* A man getting ripped apart.
* A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]].
* A viral GIF of a man exploding sperm whale carcasses.
* An infected foot.
* A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis.
* An image of [[wikipedia:Ali Shallal al-Qaisi|Ali Shallal al-Qaisi]].
* An image of a skinned skunk.
* A GIF of cow slaughter.
* A GIF of a kitten getting repeatedly hit with a hammer.
* A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]].
* [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse.
* A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes, trapped on the bed with a large cross inside her mouth.
* A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets.

After the gigantic montage is a cartoon image of a couple looking back at a disturbed man while calling him "Offended as fuck", along with a few other non-shocking images. In 2009, the bottom of the page contained seven lines of large text reading "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''", with each line being a different color. In 2010, an image of Patrick Star with his mouth and eyes opened wide (which would later become an internet meme known as Surprised Patrick) from ''[[wikipedia:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''" was featured in the article. In 2011, a picture of former U.S. President Barack Obama was shown, and in 2018 and 2019, pictures of former U.S. President George W. Bush, former Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon, and a link to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. In 2019 on ED's sixth domain, new shock images were added to the page, but are no longer available due to ED's sixth domain shutting down and not all images being imported.

The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on '''gnaa.ga'''.

The Offended page became the Featured article in Encyclopedia Dramatica on April 14, 2011, and was advertised on the front page of the website for every visitor to see, thus tricking thousands of the site's visitors into viewing the page. The Offended page was also the featured article for April 27 and 28, 2013. Eventually, the Offended page became the crown jewel of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is the third most viewed article on the current site, behind "Isabella Lorreta Janke" and "[https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/CwcvilleGuardian Chris-chan]". Several [[YouTube|YouTubers]] have made [[Reaction videos]] of themselves visiting the article on this site and attempting to reach the bottom of the page, adding to the page's popularity. A creepypasta about the article was also made by Tsnophaljakarax on April 24th, 2017<ref>lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Offended:_I%27m_Feeling_Lucky</ref> based off of easily accessing the page by typing "Offended" in the search bar in Google, and clicking I'm Feeling Lucky. This tactic no longer works and instead redirects to a [[wikipedia:Merriam-Webster|Merriam-Webster]] entry on the term "offend".

==Gallery==
===Before shocking content===
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
Limecat.jpg|Limecat.
OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit.
OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick.
OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat.
OffendedKittens.jpg|Way cuter than [[The Pain Series|Kittens]]!
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit.
</gallery>

===After shocking content===
The gruesome article ends with images of various politics, memes, and "AINT THAT SOMETHING???!" in each of the seven rainbow colors. Note that some of these images are currently not featured on the page, but have been featured in the past.

<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|[[Wikipedia:Susan Wojcicki|Susan Wojcicki]].
OffendedAF.png
1280px-OffendedReaction.jpg|Salty tears.
OffendedBush.jpeg|George W. Bush; the most offensive image of them all.
Ariel_Sharon.jpg|Ariel Sharon.
President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama.
OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO?
Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America.
</gallery>

{{EDRainbow|AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!}}

 

==Audio==
The Offended song by Micfri, here's a safe place for you. Click this link for relaxing music. 
[[File:Offended.ogg]]
==References==
<references/>
==See also==
*[[Scroll Below]]
*[[The Pain Series]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
{{Dramatica}}
{{Comments}}
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[[Category:Graphic content]]
[[Category:Zoosadism]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Gore]]
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
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Offended

2024-09-20T20:37:03Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Offended
|image = Limecat.jpg
|imagecaption = The first image that precedes the final boss of the internet...
|maker = Fishing Cat<ref>web.archive.org/web/20220701132640/desciclopedia.org/wiki/Offended</ref>
|type = [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article
|date = August 17, 2007
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'''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock webpage]] hosted on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The page was created on the original ''encyclopediadramatica.com'' website on August 17, 2007, by user named '''Fishing Cat'''. According to OhInternet, a month after the page was created it had the Limecat image on top. Offensive pages on the site contain a template titled "Offended" at the top of the page, which attempts to trick the user into viewing the Offended page. This template includes a box displaying a looping GIF of the [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia logo]], [[wikipedia:The Star of David|The Star of David]], [[wikipedia:Ku Klux Klan|the blood drop cross]], and a [[wikipedia:Swastika|swastika]] along with the text "'''Offended?''' If you have been offended by "(article name)", please click here and scroll slowly down to the bottom of the page." which links to the page, the purpose of which is to offend/gross out the viewer as much as possible. Due to the page's differing legality (obscene animal abuse) in many countries, it has been blocked and unblocked in the past.
{{Offended}} 
Alternatively, some articles contain a template at the top of the page titled "FED", which looks like this:
{{FED}} 
In 2012, a template was added to articles relating to Islam titled "OffendedMuslims", which links to a page titled [[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]:
{{Un-Islamic}} 
In June 2022, a template was added to the Manchild article titled "OffendedKids", which links to the Offended page:
{{OffendedKids}} 

The page begins with a message at the top of the page that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of images in order: an image of the "Limecat" meme, a baby rabbit, a chick, a dog, and finally, a deer and a rabbit. Under the final "normal" image is a large montage of gruesome images depicting pornography, gore, mutilation, rape, diseases, cannibalism, trypophobia, necrophilia, and so on.

The Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most images from the original Offended page have remained untouched since the page was created.

==Imagery featured==
NOTE: Some of the images listed here are no longer on the Offended page due to several ED domain name changes over the years.
* All images from [[The Pain Series]].
* The [[Worst picture ever]].
* A image of a man defecating in a woman's mouth with the caption "Roofle. Owned. Scrub." next to Something Awful's grenade logo.
* Images from [[happypuppies.net]].
* An image of a woman widely stretching her vagina.
* A GIF of the [[Jarsquatter]] video.
* A GIF of a nude anime girl cutting her stomach, only for her to be beheaded by another lady with a sword.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Chris Farley|Chris Farley's]] corpse.
* An image of an old black woman who was lynched in the 1800s.
* An GIF of a pig getting beheaded by a man holding a chainsaw.
* Various images from [[GoreJunkies]].
* An image of an exploding man's face.
* An image of a cat with no face. (Chase no face)
* Lamprey Disease.
* A picture of a man eating feces from a woman's anus.
* An Image of feces going into a woman's mouth out of another woman's vagina.
* An archived image of a brutally degloved face saved from [[Rotten.com|rotten.com]].
* A bloodied anus.
* A fetish image of a girl with at least more than 10 tits on her body with dicks shooting milk out of her nipples onto another female.
* Images of the [[Blue Waffle]] STD.
* A penis with a severe case of smegma.
* A moldy vagina dripping with puss, forming a tumor.
* A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree.
* A traumatic degloved leg with the flesh being fully visible.
* The results of a shotgun facewash that was used by a Russian man.
* A man with his head stabbed.
* A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped.
* Pictures from [[Run the Gauntlet]].
* A chopped off finger.
* A man with two dildos up his anus.
* A mutilated vagina, with mold forming as the flesh is sticking out.
* A infected ball sack with warts and smegma forming around it.
* A image of a corpse.
* A picture of a Indian man with his head ripped off.
* A modified penis with a long, round silver ring going through the urethra with a circle formed around it.
* A mutilated penis with feces on it.
* A edited image of a man with two vaginas sticking a stapler up his clit.
* A edited image of a smiling Japanese schoolgirl with warts and hives covering her arms and legs.
* A picture of yellow diarrhea that was taken from a [[Shockumentary|shockumentary]].
* The [[Tubgirl]] image.
* The [[Screamer Cactus]] image.
* The [[The Mac User|Mac User]] image.
* The [[Zippocat]] panel from [[YTMND]].
* An image of a dead dog laying on the floor.
* The [[Prolapse Man]] image.
* A man performing fellatio on another man's large penis.
* A man with a large glass bottle inside his anus.
* The [[Milk Fountain]] image.
* An image of a key stuck in a man's foot.
* An image of a woman licking a yellow dildo covered in feces with the 2chan watermark.
* [[Thehomo.org]] image.
* A man's face smashed in by a bear which is also featured on [[Kekma.net]].
* The [[Special Fried Rice]] image.
* [https://medium.com/dark-aberrations/robert-beckowitz-murdered-and-dismembered-during-three-day-orgy-d717915c9fa5 Robert Beckowitz's] corpse.
* The [[Meatspin]] GIF.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Nikki Catsouras photographs controversy|Nikki Catsouras]]' corpse.
* A very large spider.
* A GIF of [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]].
* A GIF of a man kicking a cat against a wall.
* All [[Gap.zip]] images.
* An image of a man resembling [[wikipedia:Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber]] with his penis cut off.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Mr. Creosote|Mr. Creosote]] vomiting from the 1983 musical sketch comedy film ''[[wikipedia:Monty Python's The Meaning of Life|Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''.
* An image of two women licking a defecating person's anus.
* A GIF of a man cutting off the tip of his penis. (The same clip used in [[Victory Screeeeech]] but converted to GIF).
* A woman impaled on a spear from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Cannibal Holocaust|Cannibal Holocaust]].''
* Pictures of anal prolapse.
* A flashlight inside a man's anus.
* An image of a person's severely cut fingers.
* A GIF of Bill Thompson committing suicide by gunshot from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Boogie Nights|Boogie Nights]]''.
* The [[Hai2u]] Image.
* An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it and an image of it mixed in noodles.
* An image of JaSonic putting his penis onto a Sonic plush doll covered in feces which is laying on a diaper.
* An image of a dog vomiting.
* Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself.
* All images from [[Skindroop.com]].
* The [[Shovel Dog]] GIF.
* The [[Bigfootproof.com]] image.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Louis Tomlinson|Louis Tomlinson]].
* The "Full Lemon Party" image is seen on [[Biglemonparty.com]].
* An image of a dismembered body covered in blood from a top-view perspective.
* A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''.
* A man with his scrotum and testicles cut off, which are laying in front of him.
* A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces.
* A woman with her vagina full of cockroaches.
* A bottle in a man's anus as seen on [[Bottle Guy]].
* Various pictures of roadkill animals.
* A GIF Of a man stomping on a skinny African child.
* A penis inside of a dream catcher.
* A man with his head smashed in a wall.
* A GIF of a mouse getting blended.
* Various images of animal cruelty.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]] dead body.
* A molten skull with a video cassette format tape inside of it.
* A woman's degloved face.
* [[Harlequin Fetus]] pictures.
* Various pornographic images.
* A GIF of a woman with a 7-Up can coming out of her anus.
* A montage of screenshots from [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]].
* A photo of a burned baby.
* A dirty grease trap.
* A penis with feces on it.
* Furry pornography.
* An image of a decapitated wolf's head inside a toilet.
* An edited GIF of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80 a kitten on a slide] that falls into a hole of fire.
* An image of a seal with its skin degloved.
* Rule 34 images.
* A knife in a man's penis.
* An image of a Soup with cockroaches in it.
* An image of a woman defecating on top of a wall.
* Two girls licking a man's anus covered in feces.
* A man putting his hand inside a woman's anus and smearing it on her.
* A picture of a girl smearing scat on herself.
* An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed.
* An image of a fat woman cosplaying as [[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Wonder Woman]].
* An image of a prolapsed vagina.
* A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina.
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog (one of the scenes from a [[Run the Gauntlet]] video).
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse.
* Images from [[Rotten.com]].
* Images from [[Rate My Poo]].
* [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse.
* A severed head in a field.
* An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife (the image used on the EvilStick bootleg).
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her foot.
* A man getting ripped apart.
* A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]].
* A viral GIF of a man exploding sperm whale carcasses.
* An infected foot.
* A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis.
* An image of [[wikipedia:Ali Shallal al-Qaisi|Ali Shallal al-Qaisi]].
* An image of a skinned skunk.
* A GIF of cow slaughter.
* A GIF of a kitten getting repeatedly hit with a hammer.
* A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]].
* [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse.
* A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes, trapped on the bed with a large cross inside her mouth.
* A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets.

After the gigantic montage is a cartoon image of a couple looking back at a disturbed man while calling him "Offended as fuck", along with a few other non-shocking images. In 2009, the bottom of the page contained seven lines of large text reading "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''", with each line being a different color. In 2010, an image of Patrick Star with his mouth and eyes opened wide (which would later become an internet meme known as Surprised Patrick) from ''[[wikipedia:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''" was featured in the article. In 2011, a picture of former U.S. President Barack Obama was shown, and in 2018 and 2019, pictures of former U.S. President George W. Bush, former Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon, and a link to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. In 2019 on ED's sixth domain, new shock images were added to the page, but are no longer available due to ED's sixth domain shutting down and not all images being imported.

The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on '''gnaa.ga'''.

The Offended page became the Featured article in Encyclopedia Dramatica on April 14, 2011, and was advertised on the front page of the website for every visitor to see, thus tricking thousands of the site's visitors into viewing the page. The Offended page was also the featured article for April 27 and 28, 2013. Eventually, the Offended page became the crown jewel of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is the third most viewed article on the current site, behind "Isabella Lorreta Janke" and "[https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/CwcvilleGuardian Chris-chan]". Several [[YouTube|YouTubers]] have made [[Reaction videos]] of themselves visiting the article on this site and attempting to reach the bottom of the page, adding to the page's popularity. A creepypasta about the article was also made by Tsnophaljakarax on April 24th, 2017<ref>lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Offended:_I%27m_Feeling_Lucky</ref> based off of easily accessing the page by typing "Offended" in the search bar in Google, and clicking I'm Feeling Lucky. This tactic no longer works and instead redirects to a [[wikipedia:Merriam-Webster|Merriam-Webster]] entry on the term "offend".

==Gallery==
===Before shocking content===
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
Limecat.jpg|Limecat.
OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit.
OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick.
OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat.
OffendedKittens.jpg|Way cuter than [[The Pain Series|Kittens]]!
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit.
</gallery>

===After shocking content===
The gruesome article ends with images of various politics, memes, and "AINT THAT SOMETHING???!" in each of the seven rainbow colors. Note that some of these images are currently not featured on the page, but have been featured in the past.

<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|[[Wikipedia:Susan Wojcicki|Susan Wojcicki]].
OffendedAF.png
1280px-OffendedReaction.jpg|Salty tears.
OffendedBush.jpeg|George W. Bush; the most offensive image of them all.
Ariel_Sharon.jpg|Ariel Sharon.
President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama.
OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO?
Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America.
</gallery>

{{EDRainbow|AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!}}

 

==Audio==
The Offended song by Micfri, here's a safe place for you. Click this link for relaxing music. 
[[File:Offended.ogg]]
==References==
<references/>
==See also==
*[[Scroll Below]]
*[[The Pain Series]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
{{Dramatica}}
{{Comments}}
[[Category:Shock sites]]
[[Category:Graphic content]]
[[Category:Zoosadism]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Gore]]
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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