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Creepypasta BFB Four Sings Sonic2.exe

2026-06-09T17:47:52Z

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|title = Creepypasta BFB Four Sings Sonic2.exe
|image = Immickey.png
|imagecaption = Never make horror out of the deceased, people.
|maker = baldi
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = April 23rd, 2019.
}}
'''Creepypasta BFB Four Sings Sonic2.exe''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by baldi on April 23rd, 2019. As the title would imply, the video contains references to both the comedy web series [[wikipedia:Battle_for_Dream_Island|Battle for Dream Island]], and [[Sonic2.exe]], another [[screamer]].

The video begins with clips of the ''[[wikipedia:Battle_for_Dream_Island|Battle for Dream Island]]'' episode "Getting Teardrop To Talk" edited to primarily have Four lip-syncing to the initial verse of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9m2sHQwLs ''Can You Feel The Sunshine?''] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_R Sonic R], albeit with an echo effect applied to it. After Four finishes singing the verse, they let out their iconic “screech” before static fills the screen for a brief moment, reminiscent of the screamer that does occur after the “Can You Feel The Sunshine?” segment in the original [[Sonic2.exe]] game. Right after the burst of static, an unedited scene of the episode “Enter the Exit” plays. The scene continues uninterrupted until the “Cake at Stake” segment is about to begin, at which point the unofficial music video for ‘’Whitehouse - Why You Never Became a Dancer’’ appears on Four’s TV in place of the usual intro. During the song bit, Four’s eyes turn to white, then black, and finally, begin crying blood.

As soon as “Why You Never Became a Dancer” finishes its line “And every other fucking Adidas-clichéd cringe…” the video shifts closer in on Four’s bloodied face in a similar vein to [[Dinosaur Skull]], while the same scream from [[Sally.exe]] can be heard. After the screamer concludes, the ending portion of the Battle for Dream Island Season 4 Intro, albeit in greyscale, plays with the [[Suicide Mouse]] ending theme being heard in the background, ending the video.
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Creepypasta BFB Four Sings Sonic2.exe (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=9snS1cP4djc</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj4ALzolAI
* '''Permalink:''' preservetube.com/watch?v=Ybj4ALzolAI

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File:Lego Marvel Super Heroes (censored).mp4

2026-06-09T17:43:51Z

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Lego Marvel Super Heroes

2026-06-09T17:43:29Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Lego Marvel Super Heroes
|image = LEGO Marvel Superheros.jpg
|imagecaption = Don't let this kid friendly LEGO game fooled you...
|maker = Traveller's Tales TT Fusion
|date = October 22, 2013
|type = Jumpscare}}
'''Lego Marvel Super Heroes''' is a 2013 Lego-themed action-adventure video game developed by Traveller's Tales and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment. This game contains a jumpscare at the Exploratory Laboratory level during the first half of the game.

As the player goes halfway through the level, Exploratory Laboratory, after reaching the checkpoint, a short cutscene in-game plays in the hallway. Suddenly, the electricity goes out of control, then a crashing sound is heard, and a flash shows a Vemon rampaging through the hallway as the camera moves dramatically. The cutscene cuts to a pitch-black screen. Vemon is heard laughing, and all of a sudden, the cutscene pops up of a terrifying close-up of Vemon with a loud scream with red flashing lights. After that, the power went back on, and the short cutscene ends, continuing the player to the finale of the level.
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Lego Marvel Super Heroes (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]] with flashing lights!
* youtube.com/watch?v=XTw5natp-Bw
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20250822040249/files.catbox.moe/oojx1j.mp4

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Hey Arnold Subliminal Message Laughing Grandpa

2026-06-09T17:37:49Z

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|title = Hey Arnold Subliminal Message Laughing Grandpa
|image = heysubliminal.jpg
|imagecaption = Meh-eh-eh!
|maker = likekurdtcobain
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = October 30, 2006
}}
'''Hey Arnold Subliminal Message Laughing Grandpa''' was a [[screamer]] video made by [[YouTube]] user likekurdtcobain on October 30, 2006.

The video features a still image of Phillip "Phil" Shortman (Arnold's grandfather) from the 1996-2004 Nickelodeon series [[wikipedia:Hey Arnold!|''Hey Arnold!'']], accompanied by a looping sound clip of someone impersonating his iconic laughter. The audio is manipulated throughout the video, slowing down and deepening the laughter to reveal a supposed subliminal message. At around 36 seconds, a picture of a young man with an unknown condition, freckles, and crooked teeth suddenly appears, accompanied by a loud scream. Another variation of the video exists, in which the face is replaced with a picture of [[Regan MacNeil]], and the scream from [[The Maze]] is used.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:HASMLGCensored.mp4|400px]]

==Trivia==
*The scream in this video would later be used for many [[G-Major videos]], most notably the [[Gold Feature Presentation Logo in G-Major]] video, for example.

==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=hmU2Ydip0Bo</s>
* '''[[Wayback Machine]] mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20071105051525/youtube.com/watch?v=hmU2Ydip0Bo
* '''Reupload:''' <s>youtube.com/watch?v=aY6N-NdY0O0</s>
* '''Alternative Version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=GqLMTDW8Eoc
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/2oe_/wayback-fakeurl.archive.org/yt/hmU2Ydip0Bo

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A Normal Cooking Video

2026-06-09T17:30:17Z

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{{Infobox
|title = A Normal Cooking Video
|image= TikTokRecipe.png
|imagecaption= We will say, it does look like a pretty nice burger.
|date= November 10, 2022
|maker= jetbernal2694
|type= [[TikTok]] [[video]]
}}
'''A Normal Cooking Video''' is a [[TikTok]] [[screamer]] made by Jet Bernal (jetbernal2694) on November 10, 2022. The [[video]] is nine seconds long.

The video first starts with a sped-up cooking video of someone preparing a burger, while "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARWg160eaX4 Neverita]" by Bad Bunny plays in the background. After three seconds, right after the person puts the patty on the bun, the video cuts to an image of a green demon (taken from CrazyMarc666 videos), and the background music gets replaced with a loud scream. After the [[jumpscare]], the cooking video continues like normal until the end. The TikTok has amassed over 3,000 likes and 80,000 views.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:A Normal Cooking Video (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* tiktok.com/@jetbernal2694/video/7164241521414376730
* '''[[YouTube]] Shorts mirror:''' youtube.com/shorts/lIXrivaT3o0
* {{IPFS|QmRNYgPgBgJ2HCEyqRxxuofoxDWAHq8YjxwZcRDeQKZ16z}}

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A Normal Cooking Video

2026-06-09T17:29:53Z

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{{Infobox
|title = A Normal Cooking Video
|image= TikTokRecipe.png
|imagecaption= We will say, it does look like a pretty nice burger.
|date= November 10, 2022
|maker= jetbernal2694
|type= [[TikTok]] [[video]]
}}
'''A Normal Cooking Video''' is a [[TikTok]] [[screamer]] made by Jet Bernal (jetbernal2694) on November 10, 2022. The [[video]] is nine seconds long. The video is disguised as a normal cooking video.

The video first starts with a sped-up cooking video of someone preparing a burger, while "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARWg160eaX4 Neverita]" by Bad Bunny plays in the background. After three seconds, right after the person puts the patty on the bun, the video cuts to an image of a green demon (taken from CrazyMarc666 videos), and the background music gets replaced with a loud scream. After the [[jumpscare]], the cooking video continues like normal until the end. The TikTok has amassed over 3,000 likes and 80,000 views.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:A Normal Cooking Video (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* tiktok.com/@jetbernal2694/video/7164241521414376730
* '''[[YouTube]] Shorts mirror:''' youtube.com/shorts/lIXrivaT3o0
* {{IPFS|QmRNYgPgBgJ2HCEyqRxxuofoxDWAHq8YjxwZcRDeQKZ16z}}

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Ninja Cat Gets Closer Without Moving

2026-06-09T17:29:24Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Ninja Cat
|image = ninjacat.png
|maker = late_at_nine
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = September 16th, 2008
}}
'''Ninja Cat Gets Closer Without Moving''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by late_at_nine on September 16, 2008.

The video uses the footage from the famous [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw Stalking Cat] video. At first, everything seems normal, but as the cat gets close enough to the camera, a monstrous demonic face appears along with a loud scream. The video then ends with the cat running away as shown in the original, the video has received 160 dislikes due to the [[screamer]] trick.
As of 2026, it's unlisted to this day.

There's an other video where at the end it shows the zombie from k-fee.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Ninja Cat Gets Closer Without Moving (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=IAbG0SufYSc
* {{IPFS|bafybeidxhf3msd2jr7oegnm6lgusbihscjuqhjvgyyq3h7xamw5l455brq}}

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Sally.exe

2026-06-09T17:24:57Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Sally.exe
|image = SonicSatAM Sonic kisses Sally.jpg
|imagecaption = Sonic kissing Sally, moments before the screamer.
|type = Windows ''.exe'' file
|maker = MY5TCrimson
|date = January 9, 2014
}}
'''Sally.exe''' is a [[creepypasta]] .exe game created by the game developer MY5TCrimson, and it is a sequel to ''[[Sonic.exe]]''. The game opens with a scene from an episode of the ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(TV_series)|Sonic SatAM]]'' series where Sonic and Sally are about to make a kiss, but the scene stops with a loud static sound as the [[wikipedia:Blue_screen_of_death|BSOD]] screen appears, and static appears for a split second and cuts to black. The Sega logo appears on a black background but with a low-pitched voice and slow-motion sound. Then, the first message to the game, asks the player to up for round 2. The game fades into a disturbing Green Hill background, where Knuckles.exe and Tails.exe are seen in the logo, and Amy Rose appears in the logo, and the game suddenly turns static when the player presses the enter key.

The message says that Kyle didn't want to play with him, but he could play with the player's actual name. The game suddenly turns black with the same slow-motion SEGA sound playing.

=== Act 1 ===
The player now plays as Amy Rose, as she and normal Sonic are seen jumping into a big gray ring, and Amy goes into it too, which sends them into a happy-rolling place with goals, but around. However, when Amy touches the "goal", the game cuts to a loud static with flashing pictures of Sonic.exe appearing rapidly and is accompanied by a horrifying scream.

=== Act 2 ===
The player now plays as Cream The Rabbit, the player is in a Kind of fair (Carnival Pursuit) world. The player jumps to a powerup bottom that allows them to go fast, and when the player touches the powerup, the player begins to go way too fast, as the player ends up striking into a wall of spikes, killing Cream The Rabbit instantly. The background suddenly becomes distorted and turns static into a black screen again, with the same slow-motion Sega sound playing.

=== Act 9 ===
The player now plays as Sally. The whole place is nothing but Sonic.exe and the other characters floating in the air on a red background. The screen slows and shrinks on Sally, and as the screen closes on her, a loud blood-splatting sound plays, with a red bloody text that says "Sonic, my love" written in a fancy font appearing on a black background, alongside a few drops of blood from the text. The static suddenly pops up and transitions to the scene where it shows Sonic beginning to kiss Sally, but as soon as he kisses her, the scene becomes red-tinted as Sonic.exe's eyes pop up for a split second and quickly cuts to a horrifying image of Sally's face without her eyes and with a smile, accompanied by a loud demonic scream, and static appears on the background once again. The game ends with a background (which was taken from the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VckqO00AlKM&t=55 Shores of Hell end screen] from ''[[wikipedia:The Ultimate Doom|The Ultimate Doom]]'') and Sally.exe can be seen faded with the "Game Over?" text on the left, with the developer's name (MY5TCrimson) on the bottom right corner of the screen, and is accompanied with the US version of the Game Over music from ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_CD|Sonic CD]]'' playing in reverse.

==Trivia==
*Sally.exe was inspired by Chinelin's deleted video titled "[Creepypasta] SONIC." However, the creator of Sally.exe mentioned that it was based on a blatant rip-off creepypasta from Chinelin's work and gave proper credit to Chinelin for this inspiration.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following game contains a [[screamer]]!
* gamejolt.com/games/sally-exe-the-game/20920
* {{IPFS|1=bafybeihbpzm4bsyege24en5mujk3mghioakhsl3nve4hbfb22gnbkxocca?filename=sally.exe}}
* '''Showcase video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=kruhFzayP90

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Rotten.com

2026-06-09T17:19:00Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Rotten.com
|image = Rotten.png
|imagecaption = Snapshot of '''rotten.com''', before closing down.
|maker = Thomas "Soylent" Dell
|type = Shock site
|date = 1996
}}
{{quote|
<choose uncached>
<option>PURE EVIL SINCE 1996</option>
<option>Flush please</option>
<option>When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth</option>
<option>An archive of disturbing illustration</option>
<option>STILL HUNGRY FOR HORSE MUTTON</option>
</choose>
|One of the many quotes on Rotten.com.}}
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'''Rotten.com''' was an [[shock site]] that collected pictures of dead people, diseases, deformed bodies, violent acts, perverse sex acts, and other [[wikipedia:Curiosity#Morbid_curiosity|morbid curiosities]]. It stopped getting new articles in 2009 and was eventually closed in 2018, most likely permanently.<ref name=":0" /> It was one of the first shock sites to be created on the Internet (which was previously preceded by [[Dan's Gallery of The Grotesque]]; 2 years before Rotten). Pictures were largely submitted by the user base, but staff would occasionally buy images or take images themselves.<ref name=":1" />

==History==
The website was first registered in 1996 by a developer named "Soylent".<ref><nowiki>https://www.salon.com/2001/03/05/rotten_2/</nowiki></ref><ref>knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/rottencom</ref> He wrote a program that could easily identify unregistered internet domain names consisting of a single dictionary word. After some searching, he found that the word "rotten" was one of these unclaimed names, and later went on to register Rotten.com.<ref name=":1">web.archive.org/web/20050516235424/<nowiki>http://www.rotten.com/FAQ/</nowiki> (NOTE: This link contains graphic images!)</ref> Rotten.com postured itself as an online free speech platform, in a time where [[wikipedia:Internet_censorship|internet censorship]] laws and regulations had begun to restrict access to material online.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20191005094145/<nowiki>https://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/10700/rotten-history-shock-site/</nowiki></ref>

The site received a lot of attention and coverage following an incident in which the site posted alleged images of medical personnel recovering [[wikipedia:Diana,_Princess_of_Wales|Princess Diana]]'s body from her fatal car accident. This picture was eventually revealed to be fake.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20050516235424/rotten.com/about/press.html</ref> The website was also one of the first websites to publish images of jumpers from the September 11 terrorist attacks, under the title "Swan Dive".<ref>esquire.com/news-politics/a48031/the-falling-man-tom-junod/ (NOTE: This article contains graphic images!)</ref> The site hosted a picture, named "Motorcycle" because it arrived as "motorcycle.jpg". The picture featured a man with his face blown off because of an attempted shotgun suicide. An attorney wrote to the site to take down the picture; however, the attorney did not provide enough details for the request<ref name=":1" />.

The website has also had multiple legal threats. In March 2000, the website received a legal threat from The Coca-Cola Company because of an image on the site featuring a Coca-Cola bottle up a woman's anus<ref>web.archive.org/web/20080219061733/rotten.com/legal/desist-coke.html</ref>. On May 17th, 2000, the Pillsbury Company sent a legal threat to Soylent Communications because of an image featuring the Pillsbury Doughboy in an oven looking at a woman cooking their species.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20080215160253/rotten.com/legal/desist-pillsbury.html</ref>.

Soylent Communications also registered a site, named ' ''trenchcoat.org'''<ref>web.archive.org/web/20000901050221/trenchcoat.org</ref> because of the [[wikipedia:Columbine High School massacre|Columbine High School massacre]]. Tis he site depicted as the official site for the Trenchcoat Mafia. At the bottom of the page, there was a link titled "Who to sue," which linked to the website of the [[wikipedia:Burlington (department store)|Burlington Coat Factory]]. This would result in a legal threat from Burlington<ref>web.archive.org/web/20080219054935/rotten.com/legal/desist-trench.html</ref>.

==PenisBird==
PenisBird''',''' also known as "The Incident With The Bird," is a shock image hosted on Rotten.com and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The image displays a close-up picture of a naked man standing in the middle of a concrete parking lot with a [[wikipedia:Scarlet_macaw|scarlet macaw]] perched on the man's erect penis. Links to the image and ASCII versions were spammed on the [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]] messageboards<ref>hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=6240&cid=977380</ref>. There is an edited [[GIF]] version of PenisBird which shows the macaw masturbating the man's penis with semen discharging from it<ref>{{EDDo main|File:Jackoff110we.gif}}</ref>.
==Soylent Communications==
'''Soylent Communications''' is a web-hosting company that hosted multiple shock sites and pornography sites.
===Rotten Library===
{{Quote|We are all in this together, but we all die alone.|Rotten Library }}
The '''Rotten Library''' was created in 2003 as an encyclopedia to supplement the website. The library contained hundreds of articles written in a humorous fashion under 17 different headings, including culture, art, medicine, crime, travel, and the occult.
===Celebrity Morgue===
[[File:Celebrity Morgue.png|thumb|The Celebrity Morgue in 1999.]]
The '''Celebrity Morgue''' was created on March 6th, 1999, dedicated to dead celebrities with pictures of their corpses or information about their death. It featured multiple celebrities and historical figures such as [[wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac Shakur]], [[wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler]], [[wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], [[wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Joseph Stalin]], [[wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]], [[wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]] and [[wikipedia:Jason Thirsk|Jason Thirsk]]. The site was last updated in 2005 and stayed up until 2018.
===Sports Dignity===
{{Quote|Thoughts and ruminations from your fearless leader and other various minions|The Gaping Maw}}
The '''Sports Dignity''' was another site hosted by Soylent hosting shocking or offensive photos related to sports, such as athletes flipping off the camera or exposing their genitalia.
===Rotten Dead Pool===
{{Quote|FEEL THE PAIN BABY|Rotten Dead Pool}}
The ''' Rotten Dead Pool''' was a game released in November 2003, where players would pick around ten people who would die in the next 12 months. If a player was correct with celebrity dead, a point would be given. However, a player would not be given a point if it was incorrect. The Number 1 player before the site shutdown was named MitchellStirling, who had a total score of 7<ref>web.archive.org/web/20180104140228/ deadpool.rotten.com/winners/</ref>.
===[[Rate My Poo]]===
[[Rate My Poo]] was a website where people coon uld vote pictures of other people's fecal matter from a scale of 1 to 10. In 2019, the site shut down shutdown and every page was redirected to a picture of Donald Trump. Later in 2020, when Joe Biden won the election, the site redirected to [https://bonequest.com bonequest.com] and later another pornography site known as "Rate My Pussy". There were multiple variations of Raas wellPoo aswell, such as:
* Rate My Kitten
* Rate My Vomit
* Rate My Kitty
* Rate My Puppy
* Rate My Boobies
* Rate My Boner
* Rate My Finger
===The Gaping Maw===
{{Quote|Thoughts and ruminations from your fearless leader and other various minions|The Gaping Maw}}
[[File:Gapingmaw.jpg|thumb|left|A screenshot of The Gaping Maw.]]
'''The Gaping Maw''' was a [[shock site]] affiliated with [[Rotten.com]] that gained attention for its offensive content. It was established in 2000 as an editorial and commentary archive. The majority of the articles were written by cartoonist Tristan Farnon, known by the alias "Spigot," who was also involved in projects like Jerkcity and Leisure Town. These articles often featured news satire and reflections on modern society. The inclusion of The Gaping Maw and the [[Rotten.com|Rotten Library]], which provided intellectual and humane perspectives, helped improve Rotten.com's reputation beyond being just a puerile "shock" site.

However, on June 22, 2005, The Gaping Maw was forced to shut down temporarily due to new governmental regulations related to the distribution of pornography. These regulations, specified under 18 U.S.C. 2257, required age verification of models. In compliance with the law, all articles were removed from the website, and the site's title page displayed a statement expressing disappointment with the passage of these laws, along with a message criticizing [[wikipedia:Alberto Gonzales|Alberto Gonzales]] and the Bush administration for internet censorship. The page was prominently labeled "CENSORED BY US GOVERNMENT."<ref>web.archive.org/web/20050625014303/gapingmaw.com/</ref>

The Gaping Maw eventually returned online in January 2006, but with some articles remaining unpublished and others heavily edited to comply with the regulatory requirements. Despite these changes, the website continued to offer its distinct brand of content to its audience. The site was shut down on an unknown date.

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[[File:Bonsai kitten censored.png|thumb|A censored screenshot of BonsaiKitten.com in February 2001.]]
==Bonsai Kitten==
'''BonsaiKitten.com''' was a hoax [[shock site]] that claimed to raise kittens in jars, to mold the bones of the kitten into the shape of the jar as the cat grows, similarly to a [[wikipedia:Bonsai|bonsai]] plan, It was launched in Early 2000s by a graduate student at [[wikipedia:Massachusetts Institute of Technology|Massachusetts Institute of Technology]] under the alias "Dr. Michael Wong Chang". It claimed that kittens could be "raised in [[Jarsquatter|jars]]" and could be "molded into any shape". The site also gave instructions on how to make "bonsai kittens". The site was inspired by Bonsai trees. Many people believed that the [[wikipedia:Dark Humor|black comedy]] website was serious, and filed complaints with [[wikipedia:Animal rights|animal rights]] organizations and the [[wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation|Federal Bureau of Investigation]]. The FBI and several other organizations, including [[wikipedia:Snopes.com|'' Snopes.com'']] and the [[wikipedia:Humane World for Animals|Humane Society of the United States]], debunked the concept of a "bonsai kitten."

The website's legacy remains as a notable example of a hoax site, and it generated much discussion about Internet animal cruelty and the issue of [[wikipedia:Freedom of Speech|free speech]]

===Shockumentary.com===
'''Shockumentary.com''' was a website launched in 2003 by Soylent Communications. The site sold multiple [[wikipedia:Mondo film|mondo films]] (also known as shockumentaries) such as [[wikipedia:Traces of Death|Traces of Death]], [[wikipedia:Bumfights|Bumfights]], ''Banned in America'', and even the infamous [[wikipedia:Faces of Death|Faces of Death]] series.
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==Links==
NOTE: The following [[shock site]] contains extremely [[graphic content]]!
*web.archive.org/web/20040113023130/rotten.com
*'''Source code''': archive.org/details/rotten_com_master

=== '''PenisBird''' ===
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = '''K-fee Wide Awake commercials'''
|image = K-fee auto high quality.jpg
|imagecaption = Car, one of the well-known locations featured in the commercial... and where your nightmares took place.
|company = K-fee
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 2005
|banned advert = Yes
|country = Germany United Kingdom Ireland
|to advertise = A coffee drink
}}
{{Quote|Ever been so wide awake?|K-fee's iconic advertising campaign}}

In April 2005, the German beverage company [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] released nine 20-second-long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very unprofessional and upsetting. However, their shocking nature is designed to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of peaceful scenes, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's advertising campaign and the product, accompanied by a fast heartbeat.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, easily scared individuals, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and [[wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay]] reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website from 2005 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', a famous British show, as well as on ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

On January 29, 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 on this wiki) uploaded a [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|one-hour documentary video]] featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in their production.
== The commercials ==
Each commercial had both German and English versions, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, Adam Johnson. These ads were first aired on television on April 30, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the zombie ==
=== Car (Auto in German) ===
The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or ''Scary Car Commercial''. The commercial was filmed at [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], which is located near Kings Canyon Joint Unified, California.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
=== Fishing (Angeln in German) ===
This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
=== Yoga ===
This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Fishing/Angeln ad, but the dark obscures its face.) This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
=== Meadow (Wiese in German) ===
The video starts with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. The zombie, not long afterward, shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
=== Surfing (Surfen in German) ===
This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Car/Auto ad, but it's zoomed in. It isn’t as blurry as in Car/Auto. The Zombie’s chroma key here has an extra frame though.) This commercial is also known as Beach 3, or Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the gargoyle ==
=== Beach (Strand in German) ===
This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
=== Boardwalk (Promenade in German) ===
This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Boardwalk in Cambria, CA.
=== Buddha ===
This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
=== Golf ===
A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music.

==K-fee radio advertisements==
In December 2005, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== Investment ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)''':''''' The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)''':''''' "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)''':''''' The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying, "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little doormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)''':''''' Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)''':''''' The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice said the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)''':''''' "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)''':''''' The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)''':''''' "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== K-fee light-version advertisements ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte Macchiato drinks that parodied their prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a man (for the zombie) or teddy bear (for the gargoyle) or demon-masked face (for the "upside-down" gargoyle), followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (translated to English as "Now With Less Caffeine") or in the English version, "Now, without so much caffeine." and a picture of a Latte Macchiato Classic or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were made in English and German and used the same soundtracks from the original versions but higher-pitched. These ads were first aired on television on December 27, 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light):''''' A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light):''''' A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light):''''' The demon-masked face appears (but zoomed in) and roars. (he can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises.) More birds are chirping in background than in the original version. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== K-fee magazine advertisements ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture-based advertisements in magazines presumably in Germany. Little is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== Awards ==
K-fee has won two awards for its advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2005. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20251001165929/https://qu.ax/qyViH.mp4</ref>

== Cast & Crew ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10, 2004.]]
*'''Director:''' Kai Sehr
*'''Actors:''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer:''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency:''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors:''' Constantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director:''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company:''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design:''' Doublehead
*'''Post Production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters:''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels:''' ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 24 million views as of 2025.<ref>'''youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg''' - version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

A picture of the famous road from the commercials is one of the possible [[Wikipedia:404 error|404 error]] images given on [[Screamer Wiki]].

=== The Amazing World of Gumball ===
In the British-American Cartoon Network animated series ''[[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' ([[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball (season 2)|season 2]]) episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing Elmore Stream-It while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Auto ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball reacts to the video on the website, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 '''youtube.com/watch?v=jjq_LkeTuyE&'''</ref>

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.k-fee.de")
File:K-Fee Branding With ProSieben URL.jpeg|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.ProSieben.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.ProSieben.de") As seen on the German ProSieben TV channel.
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost.
File:K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic Bottle English
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla Bottle English
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Another behind-the-scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie
File:K-fee Car.png|The K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
File:K-fee Golf.png|The K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
File:K-fee Beach.png|The K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|The K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|The K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|The K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|The K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|The K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|The K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|The automobile (A [[wikipedia:Chevrolet Malibu#Fifth generation (1997)|Chevrolet Malibu]]), located at the Enterprise Rent-A-Car at LAX Airport, being picked up.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==
NOTE: The following videos contain screamers!
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== Trivia ==
* This article was nominated in the featured article on {{SITENAME}} on January 11, 2019.

== References ==
<references />

== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
*'''The original scream:''' www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173
*'''K-fee flash website in 2007:''' web.archive.org/web/20070527145305/k-fee.com/

=== '''Television Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Different Branding Text):''' bitchute.com/video/6yR22NaaeH3Y
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto''' '''(Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=sA_wUTLhSAU
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=YYkoJLRMafc
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=mmsncVIYApI
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following radio spots contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment:''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].

==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' https://bitchute.com/video/KmVlnfiNnqvP
*'''Beach:''' https://bitchute.com/video/vgaN3mSxxxC6
*'''Golf:''' https://bitchute.com/video/dsrW9WLLc4kv

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français:''' [[K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French]]
*'''Polski:''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = '''K-fee Wide Awake commercials'''
|image = K-fee auto high quality.jpg
|imagecaption = Car, one of the well-known locations featured in the commercial... and where your nightmares took place.
|company = K-fee
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 2005
|banned advert = Yes
|country = Germany United Kingdom Ireland
|to advertise = A coffee drink
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{{Quote|Ever been so wide awake?|K-fee's iconic advertising campaign}}

In April 2005, the German beverage company [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] released nine 20-second-long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very unprofessional and upsetting. However, their shocking nature is designed to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of peaceful scenes, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's advertising campaign and the product, accompanied by a fast heartbeat.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, easily scared individuals, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and [[wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay]] reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website from 2005 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', a famous British show, as well as on ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

On January 29, 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 on this wiki) uploaded a [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|one-hour documentary video]] featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in their production.
== The commercials ==
Each commercial had both German and English versions, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, Adam Johnson. These ads were first aired on television on April 30, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the zombie ==
=== Car (Auto in German) ===
The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or ''Scary Car Commercial''. The commercial was filmed at [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], which is located near Kings Canyon Joint Unified, California.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
=== Fishing (Angeln in German) ===
This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
=== Yoga ===
This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Fishing/Angeln ad, but the dark obscures its face.) This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
=== Meadow (Wiese in German) ===
The video starts with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. The zombie, not long afterward, shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
=== Surfing (Surfen in German) ===
This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Car/Auto ad, but it's zoomed in. It isn’t as blurry as in Car/Auto. The Zombie’s chroma key here has an extra frame though.) This commercial is also known as Beach 3, or Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the gargoyle ==
=== Beach (Strand in German) ===
This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
=== Boardwalk (Promenade in German) ===
This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Boardwalk in Cambria, CA.
=== Buddha ===
This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
=== Golf ===
A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music.

==K-fee radio advertisements==
In December 2005, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== Investment ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)''':''''' The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)''':''''' "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)''':''''' The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying, "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little doormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)''':''''' Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)''':''''' The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice said the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)''':''''' "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)''':''''' The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)''':''''' "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== K-fee light-version advertisements ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte Macchiato drinks that parodied their prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a man (for the zombie) or teddy bear (for the gargoyle) or demon-masked face (for the "upside-down" gargoyle), followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (translated to English as "Now With Less Caffeine") or in the English version, "Now, without so much caffeine." and a picture of a Latte Macchiato Classic or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were made in English and German and used the same soundtracks from the original versions but higher-pitched. These ads were first aired on television on December 27, 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light):''''' A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light):''''' A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light):''''' The demon-masked face appears (but zoomed in) and roars. (he can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises.) More birds are chirping in background than in the original version. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== K-fee magazine advertisements ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture-based advertisements in magazines presumably in Germany. Little is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== Awards ==
K-fee has won two awards for its advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2005. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20251001165929/https://qu.ax/qyViH.mp4</ref>

== Cast & Crew ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10, 2004.]]
*'''Director:''' Kai Sehr
*'''Actors:''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer:''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency:''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors:''' Constantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director:''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company:''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design:''' Doublehead
*'''Post Production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters:''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels:''' ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 24 million views as of 2025.<ref>'''youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg''' - version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

A picture of the famous road from the commercials is one of the possible [[Wikipedia:404 error|404 error]] images given on [[Screamer Wiki]].

=== The Amazing World of Gumball ===
In the British-American Cartoon Network animated series ''[[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' ([[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball (season 2)|season 2]]) episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing Elmore Stream-It while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Auto ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball reacts to the video on the website, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 '''youtube.com/watch?v=jjq_LkeTuyE&'''</ref>

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.k-fee.de")
File:K-Fee Branding With ProSieben URL.jpeg|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.ProSieben.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.ProSieben.de") As seen on the German ProSieben TV channel.
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost.
File:K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic Bottle English
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla Bottle English
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Another behind-the-scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie
File:K-fee Car.png|The K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
File:K-fee Golf.png|The K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
File:K-fee Beach.png|The K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|The K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|The K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|The K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|The K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|The K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|The K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|The automobile (A [[wikipedia:Chevrolet Malibu#Fifth generation (1997)|Chevrolet Malibu]]), located at the Enterprise Rent-A-Car at LAX Airport, being picked up.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
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== Videos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== Trivia ==
* This article was nominated in the featured article on {{SITENAME}} on January 11, 2019.

== References ==
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== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
*'''The original scream:''' www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173
*'''K-fee flash website in 2007:''' web.archive.org/web/20070527145305/k-fee.com/

=== '''Television Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Different Branding Text):''' bitchute.com/video/6yR22NaaeH3Y
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto''' '''(Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=sA_wUTLhSAU
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=YYkoJLRMafc
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=mmsncVIYApI
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following radio spots contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment:''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].

==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' https://bitchute.com/video/KmVlnfiNnqvP
*'''Beach:''' https://bitchute.com/video/vgaN3mSxxxC6
*'''Golf:''' https://bitchute.com/video/dsrW9WLLc4kv

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français:''' [[K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French]]
*'''Polski:''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''
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Scary Grandma

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'''Scary Grandma''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ''Chris Smith'' on July 1st, 2007. As of 2024, the video has more than 5.9 million views.

The video starts out with the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee]] auto commercial where Chris Smith appears on the screen and shouts "Hey Grandma" twice. Shortly after, the zombie freaks him out with a loud scream. After this, a quiet laughing sound plays and text saying "Now that you have to use the Restroom" appears, and then changes to "Now is a Good time".

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Scary Grandma (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=quTPEoTkDH8
* '''Permalink:''' bit.ly/439LoDy
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Scary Grandma

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'''Scary Grandma''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ''Chris Smith'' on July 1st, 2007. As of 2024, the video has more than 5.9 million views.

The video starts out with the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee]] auto commercial where Chris Smith appears on the screen and shouts "Hey Grandma" twice. Shortly after, the zombie freaks him out with a loud scream. After this, a quiet laughing sound plays and text saying "Now that you have to use the Restroom" appears, and then changes to "Now is a Good time".

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Scary Grandma (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=quTPEoTkDH8
* '''Permalink:''' bit.ly/439LoDy
* {{IPFS|1=bafybeigtz3nrhui3bxl2gkvct3dxutvhdgblsjsxbdzkv7v3dh22du3gua?filename=Scary%20Grandma.webm}}

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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

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{{Quote|Ever been so wide awake?|K-fee's iconic advertising campaign}}

In April 2005, the German beverage company [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] released nine 20-second-long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very unprofessional and upsetting. However, their shocking nature is designed to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of peaceful scenes, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's advertising campaign and the product, accompanied by a fast heartbeat.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, easily scared individuals, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and [[wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay]] reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website from 2005 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', a famous British show, as well as on ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

On January 29, 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 on this wiki) uploaded a [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|one-hour documentary video]] featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in their production.
== The commercials ==
Each commercial had both German and English versions, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, Adam Johnson. These ads were first aired on television on April 30, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the zombie ==
=== Car (Auto in German) ===
The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or ''Scary Car Commercial''. The commercial was filmed at [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], which is located near Kings Canyon Joint Unified, California.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
=== Fishing (Angeln in German) ===
This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
=== Yoga ===
This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Fishing/Angeln ad, but the dark obscures its face.) This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
=== Meadow (Wiese in German) ===
The video starts with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. The zombie, not long afterward, shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
=== Surfing (Surfen in German) ===
This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Car/Auto ad, but it's zoomed in. It isn’t as blurry as in Car/Auto. The Zombie’s chroma key here has an extra frame though.) This commercial is also known as Beach 3, or Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the gargoyle ==
=== Beach (Strand in German) ===
This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
=== Boardwalk (Promenade in German) ===
This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Boardwalk in Cambria, CA.
=== Buddha ===
This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
=== Golf ===
A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music.

==K-fee radio advertisements==
In December 2005, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== Investment ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)''':''''' The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)''':''''' "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)''':''''' The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying, "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little doormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)''':''''' Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)''':''''' The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice said the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)''':''''' "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)''':''''' The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)''':''''' "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== K-fee light-version advertisements ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte Macchiato drinks that parodied their prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a man (for the zombie) or teddy bear (for the gargoyle) or demon-masked face (for the "upside-down" gargoyle), followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (translated to English as "Now With Less Caffeine") or in the English version, "Now, without so much caffeine." and a picture of a Latte Macchiato Classic or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were made in English and German and used the same soundtracks from the original versions but higher-pitched. These ads were first aired on television on December 27, 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light):''''' A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light):''''' A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light):''''' The demon-masked face appears (but zoomed in) and roars. (he can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises.) More birds are chirping in background than in the original version. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== K-fee magazine advertisements ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture-based advertisements in magazines presumably in Germany. Little is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== Awards ==
K-fee has won two awards for its advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2005. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20251001165929/https://qu.ax/qyViH.mp4</ref>

== Cast & Crew ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10, 2004.]]
*'''Director:''' Kai Sehr
*'''Actors:''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer:''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency:''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors:''' Constantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director:''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company:''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design:''' Doublehead
*'''Post Production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters:''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels:''' ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 24 million views as of 2025.<ref>'''youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg''' - version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

A picture of the famous road from the commercials is one of the possible [[Wikipedia:404 error|404 error]] images given on [[Screamer Wiki]].

=== The Amazing World of Gumball ===
In the British-American Cartoon Network animated series ''[[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' ([[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball (season 2)|season 2]]) episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing Elmore Stream-It while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Auto ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball reacts to the video on the website, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 '''youtube.com/watch?v=jjq_LkeTuyE&'''</ref>
{{Infobox
|title = Scary Grandma
|image = Scary_Grandma.jpg
|imagecaption = Hi Grandma!
|maker = Christ Smith
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = July 1st, 2007
}}
Another [[screamer]], called Scary Grandma is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ''Chris Smith'' on July 1st, 2007. As of 2024, the video has more than 5.9 million views.

The video starts out with the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee]] auto commercial where Chris Smith appears on the screen and shouts "Hey Grandma" twice. Shortly after, the zombie freaks him out with a loud scream. After this, a quiet laughing sound plays and text saying "Now that you have to use the Restroom" appears, and then changes to "Now is a Good time".
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Scary Grandma (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.k-fee.de")
File:K-Fee Branding With ProSieben URL.jpeg|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.ProSieben.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.ProSieben.de") As seen on the German ProSieben TV channel.
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost.
File:K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic Bottle English
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla Bottle English
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Another behind-the-scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie
File:K-fee Car.png|The K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
File:K-fee Golf.png|The K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
File:K-fee Beach.png|The K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|The K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|The K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|The K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|The K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|The K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|The K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|The automobile (A [[wikipedia:Chevrolet Malibu#Fifth generation (1997)|Chevrolet Malibu]]), located at the Enterprise Rent-A-Car at LAX Airport, being picked up.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== Trivia ==
* This article was nominated in the featured article on {{SITENAME}} on January 11, 2019.

== References ==
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== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
*'''The original scream:''' www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173
*'''K-fee flash website in 2007:''' web.archive.org/web/20070527145305/k-fee.com/

=== '''Television Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Different Branding Text):''' bitchute.com/video/6yR22NaaeH3Y
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto''' '''(Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=sA_wUTLhSAU
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=YYkoJLRMafc
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=mmsncVIYApI
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio Advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following radio spots contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment:''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].

==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' https://bitchute.com/video/KmVlnfiNnqvP
*'''Beach:''' https://bitchute.com/video/vgaN3mSxxxC6
*'''Golf:''' https://bitchute.com/video/dsrW9WLLc4kv

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français:''' [[K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French]]
*'''Polski:''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''
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Barney Terror

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|title = Barney Terror
|image = Barney Terror.png
|maker = ParanormalGhost666
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = June 22, 2012
}}
'''Barney Terror''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ParanormalGhost666 on June 22, 2012.

The video starts with an animated GIF of Barney dancing to the I Love You song. However, after 13 seconds, A picture of [[Pazuzu]] from ''[[Wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]'' pops up, accompanied by a loud woman scream. The video returns with a clip of a Stickman shooting a gun at Barney
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Barney Terror (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=4d9hYeu8SSQ
* preservetube.com/watch?v=4d9hYeu8SSQ

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Barney Terror

2026-06-09T16:28:17Z

ScreamersScareMe:

{{Infobox
|title = Barney Terror
|image = Barney Terror.png
|maker = ParanormalGhost666
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = June 22, 2012
}}
'''Barney Terror''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ParanormalGhost666 on June 22, 2012.

The video starts with an animated GIF of Barney dancing to the I Love You song. However, after 13 seconds, A picture of [[Pazuzu]] from ''[[Wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]'' pops up, accompanied by a loud woman scream. The video returns with a clip of a Stickman shooting a gun at Barney
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Barney Terror (censored).mp4|320px]]

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Barney Terror (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=4d9hYeu8SSQ
* preservetube.com/watch?v=4d9hYeu8SSQ

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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2026-06-09T16:27:30Z

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{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = Finder Lurker/Devin Millar
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = August 2019
}}

In August of 2019, American musician, animator, and [[YouTube]]r Devin Millar, under his Finder Lurker alias, created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official, but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even the monster all by himself.

==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials, all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music, before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end, screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of [[Jeff the Killer]], or [[Momo]].)
* '''Concert:''' The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head. Filmed in Coachella Valley, California.
* '''Truck:''' It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day, and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene, the ghost-like creature hangs upside down, screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one, but it's vertically flipped, lightened up, and with a different filter. Filmed in Camas, Washington.
* '''River:''' This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset, with peaceful piano music, with cars passing by the cliff. Then, after a while, the monster jumps upside-down, screaming. Filmed in Moulton Falls, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Playground:''' It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Bike:''' The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one, but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter. Filmed in Dole Valley, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Apex:''' It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving, and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Farm:''' It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then, after a couple of seconds, when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one, but with a darker filter. Filmed in Yacolt Mountain, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Neon:''' It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants, as there is no warning before the screamer comes. Filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada.
* '''Clock Tower:''' It starts with the Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then, after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes, jumps down and shakes its head, screaming. Filmed in Vancouver, Washington.
* '''Dock:''' It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene, the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower, but flipped vertically, lightened and with a different filter.
* '''Mountain:''' It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it, with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''Creek:''' It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way, with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up, screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Morning:''' It shows a couple of plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up, screaming at the camera.
* '''Pool:''' It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, and a water slide. Pretty soon, it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas:''' It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Wonderland:''' It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Market:''' It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then, after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up, screaming at the camera.
* '''Bridge:''' It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, Suddenly the ghost monster jumps up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''Village:''' It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost, now looking angry, jumps up and screams.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it was Finder Lurker's version. The music is even slightly higher-pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the video advertisements.
* '''''Concert:''''' It features the same concert footage, but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up, and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product.
* '''Playground:''' It shows the same footage as the original one, but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, it's a monkey puppet jumping up, saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product.
* '''''River:''''' It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product.
* '''''Neon:''''' It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name, but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements, but with
* '''''Bar:''''' It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar, and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''Music Festival:''''' ''You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.''
* '''''YouTuber:''''' A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Airplane:''''' We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then he agrees, and after a couple of seconds, the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''Product Ad 1:''' We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Restaurant Ad:''''' We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream from the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Play Ad:''''' It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.

==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created "Espresso" advertisements, which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers, usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of "Challenge" or meme-related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen, screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising their "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, one of their original websites from during 2007-2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the [[Wayback Machine]] revisions.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20070527145305/http://www.k-fee.com/</ref> There never used to be any advertisements for this, and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.

==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director:''' Devin Millar
* '''Producer:''' Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor:''' Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew:''' Devin Millar
* '''Actors:''' Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms:''' YouTube

== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such in the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage was taken in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011, too.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally, Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead, along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On June 8, 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
* Everything was filmed in [[wikipedia:Las Vegas|Las Vegas]], [[wikipedia:Nevada|Nevada]], [[wikipedia:Los Angeles|Los Angeles]], [[wikipedia:California|California]], and [[wikipedia:Vancouver|Vancouver]], [[wikipedia:Washington (state)|Washington]]/[[wikipedia:Portland, Oregon|Portland, Oregon]].

==References==
<references />
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
== Gallery ==
<gallery widths="300">
File:Concert.jpg|Concert
File:Truck.jpg|Truck
File:River.jpg|River
File:Playground.jpg|Playground
File:Bike.jpg|Bike
File:Apex.jpg|Apex
File:Farm.jpg|Farm
File:Neon.jpg|Neon
File:Clock Tower.jpg|Clock Tower
File:Dock.jpg|Dock
File:Mountain.jpg|Mountain
File:Creek.jpg|Creek
File:Morning.jpg|Morning
File:Pool.jpg|Pool
File:Vegas.jpg|Vegas
File:Wonderland.jpg|Wonderland
File:Market.jpg|Market
File:Bridge.jpg|Bridge
File:Village.jpg|Village
File:River Bridge.jpg|River Bridge
File:Sunset.jpg|Sunset
</gallery>

==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert:''' youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River:''' youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike:''' youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex:''' youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm:''' youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon:''' youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Creek:''' youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Morning:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Pool:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Vegas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Wonderland:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Market:''' youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original K-fee Commercials - Finder Lurker Mod:''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''Village:''' youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''River Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset:''' youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Radio Ads===
NOTE: The following radio spots contain [[screamers]]!

*'''Bar:''' youtube.com/watch?v=5NHcYUXkrCQ
*'''Music Festival:''' youtube.com/watch?v=fW93hMsWNtY
*'''YouTuber:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jkeKtRfD3G0
*'''Airplane:''' youtube.com/watch?v=j_zhTo3acDA
*'''Product Ad 1:''' youtube.com/watch?v=pc4Y5f8-rac
*'''Restaurant Ad:''' youtube.com/watch?v=2IOckfRoWzE
*'''Play Ad:''' youtube.com/watch?v=xONG08tCqgg

===Lite Versions===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].
*'''Concert:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon:''' https://youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

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2026-05-29T14:50:33Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Happy Birthday Song
|image = Happy Birthday Song.png
|imagecaption = What a weird present
|maker = Wile Coyo73
|type = YouTube video
|date = May 1st, 2026
}}
'''Happy Birthday Song''' is a [[screamer]] [[video]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] by Wile Coyo73 on May 1st, 2026.

The video starts with the audio from an episode of Garfield and Friends, you can hear a conversation between Garfield and Binky the clown while the dialogue is written on a blue background. Once they stop talking and Binky starts singing a birthday song, the video cuts to an image of some letters with faces and hats spelling "Happy Birthday". It keeps playing the song, but it's looped several times. However, at 1:15, the video suddently cuts to an image of a person wearing a Krusty the Clown mask with a loud scream, which is the same 2006 upload of the 2009 video called [[Countdown]], that approximately was taken from this. Then it cuts to a clip of a man screaming "Ti devi spaventare!", which in Italian means "You must get scared!". After the clip, the video cuts to a black screen and after a pair of seconds the text "HAHAHAHA! YOU GOT TROLLED!" is displayed, followed by "BYE XD". Then the video ends. This video is designed to be a prank, aimed to people who intend to use it as a birthday song for any purpose.

== Links ==
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Happy Birthday Song

2026-05-29T14:49:35Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Happy Birthday Song
|image = Happy Birthday Song.png
|imagecaption = What a weird present
|maker = Wile Coyo73
|type = YouTube video
|date = May 1st, 2026
}}
'''Happy Birthday Song''' is a [[screamer]] [[video]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] by Wile Coyo73 on May 1st, 2026.

The video starts with the audio from an episode of Garfield and Friends, you can hear a conversation between Garfield and Binky the clown while the dialogue is written on a blue background. Once they stop talking and Binky starts singing a birthday song, the video cuts to an image of some letters with faces and hats spelling "Happy Birthday". It keeps playing the song, but it's looped several times. However, at 1:15, the video suddently cuts to an image of a person wearing a Krusty the Clown mask with a loud scream, which is the same 2006 upload of the 2009 video called [[Countdown]], which apparently was taken from this. Then it cuts to a clip of a man screaming "Ti devi spaventare!", which in Italian means "You must get scared!". After the clip, the video cuts to a black screen and after a pair of seconds the text "HAHAHAHA! YOU GOT TROLLED!" is displayed, followed by "BYE XD". Then the video ends. This video is designed to be a prank, aimed to people who intend to use it as a birthday song for any purpose.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[video]] contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=v012DygzA0w

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2 Girls 1 Cup

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = 2 Girls 1 Cup/Hungry Bitches
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|imagecaption = The DVD cover for the full movie.
|maker = Marco Fiorito (MFX Media)
|date = January 5th, 2007
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'''''2 Girls 1 Cup''''' is the unofficial nickname for a [[shock video]] depicting a one-minute trailer created for the 2007 Brazilian coprophilia film ''Hungry Bitches'', produced by [[MFX Media]]. Along with [[Goatse]], it is probably the most famous piece of shock media in history.

[[File:MFX 1209.png|thumb|left|150px|alt=Yellow title reading “MFX 1209” in a stencil font|The production code displayed at the beginning of the trailer]]

The trailer starts with a yellow title that reads "MFX 1209", before transitioning to two lesbians, the actresses Karla and Latifa, kissing each other while half topless, followed by scenes of Latifa defecating onto a cup. They eat and lick their own feces from the cup and vomit into each other's mouths, as well as the cup and also eating it, all while the song "Lover's Theme" by [[Wikipedia:Hervé Roy|Hervé Roy]] plays throughout the video. There are multiple websites hosting this video, one of them alternatively playing "[[Wikipedia:Never Gonna Give You Up|Never Gonna Give You Up]]" by [[Wikipedia:Rick Astley|Rick Astley]] throughout the video.

The full movie has actual background audio and has far more disgusting acts, such as Latifa urinating onto the cup, them drinking their urine, putting all of the feces on the ground and into a bowl, etc.

== Background ==
The video was originally directed by Antonio Fiorito. Fiorito was interested in producing homemade fetish films since 1994 with his wife. A few years later, he soon moves on to start a fetish film business and chooses coprophilia as one of its main fetishes. This is the origin of MFX Media.

Many viewers believed the feces in the videos to actually be food substances, such as chocolate ice cream, peanut butter, or etc. Some viewers also believe the vomit was actually real, but was regurgitated before reaching the stomach. In addition, the majority of the vomit does not go into their mouths. The director was later fired for arguing that the excrement was chocolate ice cream.

The title "MFX 1209" at the start of the video is actually a production code for the movie ''Hungry Bitches'', as well as the URL on mfxvideo.com.

After the viral spread of the video, a rumor began to spread claiming that Latifa had died from dysentery after consuming the feces and that the director was arrested. However, Latifa still stars in many of MFX Media's videos alongside Karla, but the latter had been confirmed.

== 2girls1cup.com ==
The [[video]] first appeared on the [[website]] ''2girls1cup.com'', which only featured the video playing automatically in fullscreen. The site's creator (named as Polarbur) claimed he found the video on SomethingAwful and made the website to share or spam the link on forums; the original video begin around 600 MB long. Later, the original owner gave the site to someone else, who turned it into a platform for generic scams and pornographic advertising. In the first six months, the site had accumulated at least around 32 million views, which breaks [[Goatse]]'s record, which accumulated 27 million in a longer span of eight months.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/d299j/i_created_the_2girls1cup_viral_website_ama/</ref>

== In popular culture ==
{{See Also|Reaction videos}}
The video grew very popular as users started creating parodies and [[reaction videos]] of it. There is a variant of the site which uses a script that attempts to prevent the user from closing the site by causing the web browser's window to wander on the desktop, and displaying an infinite number of alert boxes reading "HELLO!" when the user attempted it.

In the ''[[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]]'' episode "''[[wikidata:Q4034788|Back to the Woods]]''", Brian asks Stewie Griffin to help him get unhitched to a pole, which the latter declines in retaliation to Brian leading him to watch the shock video. This is followed by a flashback scene of Brian filming Stewie sitting on the computer and reacting to the content in disgust.

The video's unofficial name has set a major standard in shock videos where most shock sites are titled in the "Noun X Noun X" pattern. Examples include [[1 Man 1 Jar]], [[1 Man 1 Screwdriver]], [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]], [[2 Girls 1 Finger]], [[1 Girl 1 Cake]] (a.k.a Cake Farts), 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick. The list goes on.

== Cast & crew ==
*'''Actors''': Karla & Latifa
*'''Cameraman''': Kemil Kretli
*'''Director''': Thiago Fagundes
*'''Editor''': Smith David
*'''Producer''': MFX Media, Marco Antônio Fiorito ''(as Marco Villanova)''

== Videos ==
NOTE: The following videos contain potentially offensive/unsettling/NSFW content!
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<youtube width="320" height="180">https://youtu.be/va-To7-7hx8</youtube>

== Links ==
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NOTE: The following [[shock video]] contains [[graphic content]]!
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20081014132249/2girls1cup.com</s>
*'''Audio only''': youtube.com/watch?v=5B5-VwzgsZ8
===Mirrors===
*2girls1cup.ca
*2girls1cupvideo.com
*<s>2girls1cup.cc</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20151201173555/<nowiki>http://shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20080612172516/cupvideo.com
*web.archive.org/web/20081211013003/cupvid.com
*goredb.com/w/6bE66c1Zzcsp2ZWXsJ7q1Z
*'''[[YouTube]] Mirror (NOT WORKING)''': <s>youtube.com/watch?v=S8fiGtSq5wk</s>
*'''Mirror (with "Never Gonna Give You Up")''': web.archive.org/web/20081211014003/free2g1c.com
*'''Mirror (with "[[Wikipedia:Sandstorm (instrumental)|Sandstorm]]") (contains flashing lights!)''': web.archive.org/web/20081218053317/sandcup.com
*'''Mirror with ''[[wikipedia:Mortal Kombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' Theme song''': web.archive.org/web/20080309165056/mortalkup.com
*'''Mirror with malicious script''': bouncecup.com

=== Movie Content ===
* '''Hungry Bitches Opening Intro:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HO78F6isUsQ

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Offended

2026-03-31T15:26:22Z

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|title = Offended
|image = Limecat.jpg
|imagecaption = The very first image that completely precedes the true final boss of the internet.....
|maker = Fishing Cat<ref>web.archive.org/web/20220701132640/desciclopedia.org/wiki/Offended</ref><ref>web.archive.org/web/20110622061615/ohinternet.com/Offended</ref>
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|date = August 17th, 2007
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'''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock webpage]] hosted on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The page was created on the original ''encyclopediadramatica.com'' website on August 17th, 2007, by a user named '''Fishing Cat'''. According to OhInternet, a month after the page was created, it had the Limecat image on top. Offensive pages on the site contain a template titled "Offended" at the top of the page, which attempts to trick the user into viewing the Offended page. This template includes a box displaying a looping GIF of the [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia logo]], [[wikipedia:The Star of David|The Star of David]], [[wikipedia:Ku Klux Klan|the blood drop cross]], and a [[wikipedia:Swastika|swastika]], along with the text "'''Offended?''' If you have been offended by "(article name)", please click here and scroll slowly down to the bottom of the page." which links to the page, the purpose of which is to offend/gross out the viewer as much as possible. Due to the page's differing legality (obscene animal abuse) in many countries, it has been blocked and unblocked in the past.
{{Offended}} 
Alternatively, some articles contain a template at the top of the page titled "FED", which looks like this:
{{FED}} 
In 2012, a template was added to articles relating to Islam titled "OffendedMuslims", which links to a page titled [[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]:
{{Un-Islamic}} 
In June 2022, a template was added to the Manchild article titled "OffendedKids", which links to the Offended page:
{{OffendedKids}} 
In April 2024, a template was added to articles relating to Judaism titled “Jewoffended”, which links to the Offended page:
{{Jewoffended}} 

The page begins with a message at the top of the article that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of innocuous images of cute animals and girls. Under the last safe-for-work image is a gigantic montage of gruesome images depicting pornography, gore, and various other kinds of shocking and offensive content.

The original Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most of the images from the very first original Offended page have remained untouched since the original page was created.

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NOTE: Some of the images listed here are no longer on the Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended page due to several ED domain name changes over the years.
* All images from [[The Pain Series]].
* The [[Worst picture ever]].
* Images from [[happypuppies.net]].
* An image of a woman stretching her vagina.
* A GIF of the [[Jarsquatter]] video.
* A GIF of a nude anime girl committing [[Wikipedia:seppuku|seppuku]] and subsequently [[Wikipedia:Kaishakunin|getting beheaded by another lady with a sword]].
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Chris Farley|Chris Farley's]] corpse.
* An image of an old black woman who was lynched in the 1800s.
* An image of bees stinging a man’s penis
* A GIF of a pig getting beheaded by a man holding a chainsaw.
* Various images from GoreJunkies.
* An image of a man's face exploding.
* An image of a cat with no face. (Chase No Face)
* Lamprey disease.
* A picture of a man eating feces from a woman's anus.
* An image of feces going into a woman's mouth out of another woman's vagina.
* An image of a brutally degloved face from [[Rotten.com|rotten.com]].
* A bloodied anus.
* A close-up image of Meatloaf.
* A fetish image of a girl with more than 10 breasts on her body and penises shooting milk out of her nipples onto another girl.
* Images of the [[Blue Waffle]] STD.
* A penis with a severe case of smegma.
* A moldy vagina dripping with pus, forming a tumor.
* A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree.
* A traumatic degloved leg with the raw flesh fully visible.
* The results of a shotgun that was used by a Russian man.
* A man with his head stabbed.
* A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped.
* Pictures from Run the Gauntlet.
* A chopped-off finger.
* A man with two dildos up his anus.
* A mutilated vagina, with mold forming as the flesh is sticking out.
* An infected scrotum with warts and smegma forming around it.
* An image of a corpse.
* A picture of an Indian man with his head ripped off.
* A modified penis with a long, round silver ring going through the urethra, with a circle formed around it.
* A mutilated penis with feces on it.
* An edited image of a man with two vaginas sticking a stapler up his clit.
* An edited image of a smiling Japanese schoolgirl with warts and hives covering her arms and legs.
* A picture of yellow diarrhea that was taken from a film.
* The [[Tubgirl]] image.
* The [[Screamer Cactus]] image.
* The [[The Mac User|Mac User]] image.
* The Zippocat panel.
* An image of a dead dog lying on the floor.
* The Prolapse Man image.
* A man performing fellatio on another man's large penis.
* A man with a large glass bottle inside his anus.
* The [[Milk Fountain]] image.
* An image of a key stuck in a man's foot.
* An image of a woman licking a yellow dildo covered in feces with the 2chan watermark.
* [[Thehomo.org]] image.
* A man's face smashed in by a bear, which is also often featured on [[Kekma.net]].
* The [[Special Fried Rice]] image.
* [https://medium.com/dark-aberrations/robert-beckowitz-murdered-and-dismembered-during-three-day-orgy-d717915c9fa5 Robert Beckowitz's] corpse.
* The [[Meatspin]] GIF.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Nikki Catsouras photographs controversy|Nikki Catsouras]]' corpse.
* An extremely massive spider.
* A GIF of [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]] video.
* A GIF of a black man kicking a cat against a wall.
* The [[Goatse]] image.
* All the [[Gap.zip]] images.
* An image of a man resembling [[wikipedia:Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber]] with his penis cut off.
* An image of two women licking a defecating person's anus.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Mr. Creosote|Mr. Creosote]] vomiting from the 1983 musical sketch comedy film ''[[wikipedia:Monty Python's The Meaning of Life|Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''.
* A picture of the [[Pazuzu|pazuzu]]-possessed [[Regan MacNeil]] from the 1973 horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''.
* An image of a fish shoved up someone's rear
* A GIF of a naked man cutting off the tip of his own penis with a knife. (The same clip used in [[Victory Screeeeech]] but converted to GIF at all as well respectively).
* A woman impaled on a stake from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Cannibal Holocaust|Cannibal Holocaust]].''
* Pictures of anal prolapse.
* A man with a flashlight stuck up his own rear.
* An image of a person's severely cut fingers.
* A GIF of Bill Thompson committing suicide by gunshot from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Boogie Nights|Boogie Nights]]''.
* The [[Hai2u]] Image.
* An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it, an image of it mixed with noodles.
* An image of JaSonic putting his own penis onto a [[wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog (character)|Sonic The Hedgehog]] plush doll, fully covered in feces, which is lying on a diaper.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Robert Budd Dwyer|R. Budd Dwyer]] killing himself.
* An image of a dog vomiting.
* Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself.
* All images from [[Skindroop.com]].
* The Shovel Dog GIF.
* The [[Bigfootproof.com]] image.
* A pornographic image of [[wikipedia:Louis Tomlinson|Louis Tomlinson]].
* The "Full Lemon Party" image seen on [[Biglemonparty.com]].
* An image of a dismembered body covered in blood from a top-view perspective.
* A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''.
* The Fanbangho.com image.
* A man with his own scrotum and testicles cut off, which are actually lying in front of him.
* A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces.
* An asian woman with her vagina full of cockroaches.
* The [[Bottle Guy]] image.
* Various pictures of roadkilled animals.
* A man stomping on a skinny African child.
* A penis inside a dream catcher.
* A man with his head smashed into a wall.
* A GIF of a mouse getting blended.
* Various images of animal cruelty.
* A vore fetish image of Mokou and Eirin from Touhou Project.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]]' dead body.
* An ugly woman.
* An ugly fish.
* A molten skull with a videotape inside it.
* An image of the degloved face of a woman.
* Several [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin fetus]] images.
* Various pornographic images.
* Various gay pornographic pictures.
* More scat photos and gifs.
* A GIF of a woman with a 7-Up can coming out of her anus.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] stroking a penis.
* A montage of screenshots from 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick.
* A photo of a burned baby.
* A farm gore image.
* A photo of a dead body.
* A dirty grease trap.
* A penis with feces on it.
* Furry pornography.
* An image of a decapitated wolf's head inside a toilet.
* An edited GIF of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80 a kitten on a slide] that falls into a hole of fire.
* An image of a seal with its skin degloved.
* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]].''
* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]].''
* Rule 34 images.
* A knife in a man's penis.
* An image of a soup with cockroaches in it.
* An image of a woman defecating on top of a wall.
* Two girls licking a man's anus, which is covered in feces.
* A man putting his hand inside a woman's anus and smearing feces on her.
* A picture of a girl smearing feces on herself.
* An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed.
* An image of an obese woman cosplaying as [[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Wonder Woman]].
* An image of a prolapsed vagina.
* A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina.
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog.
* A very low-quality GIF of FunkyTown.
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse.
* Images from [[Rotten.com]].
* Images from [[Rate My Poo]].
* [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse.
* A severed head in a field.
* An image of a vampire woman cutting herself with a knife (used on the infamous EvilStick bootleg).
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her own foot.
* A man getting literally ripped apart.
* A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]].
* A wide open mouth with teeth.
* A viral video GIF of exploding sperm whale carcasses.
* An infected foot.
* A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis.
* An image of [[wikipedia:Ali Shallal al-Qaisi|Ali Shallal al-Qaisi]].
* An image of a skinned skunk.
* A GIF of cow slaughter.
* The [[Stickman Screamer 2]] screamer.
* A GIF of a kitten getting repeatedly hit with a hammer.
* A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]].
* [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse.
* A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes with a large cross inside her mouth.
* A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets.

After the gigantic montage of disturbing images is a cartoon image from a comic by Toonhole Ryan depicting a couple looking at a disturbed man while saying, "Whoa... that guy's offended as fuck." along with a few other non-shocking images. In 2009, the bottom of the page contained seven lines of large text reading "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''", with each line being a different color. In 2010, an image of Patrick Star with his mouth and eyes opened wide (which would later become an internet meme known as Surprised Patrick) from ''[[wikipedia:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''" was featured in the article. Various new images from the old past, such as the Hosokawa Ai image, the Kitten image, the second Kitten image, the Baby seal lion image, the Baby duck image, the Doggo image, the Raccoon image, the Alodia Gosiengfiao image, and the Lee Min-Jung image, were completely removed in the post-later years. In 2011, a picture of former U.S. President Barack Obama was shown, and in 2018 and 2019, pictures of former U.S. President George W. Bush, former Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon, and a link to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. In 2019, on ED's sixth domain, several new shock images were added to the page, but are no longer available due to ED's sixth domain shutting down and not all images being imported.

The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on now defunct website, '''gnaa.ga'''.

The Offended page became the Featured article in Encyclopedia Dramatica on April 14, 2011, and was advertised on the front page of the website for every visitor to see, thus tricking thousands of the site's visitors into viewing the page. The Offended page was also the featured article for April 27 and 28, 2013. Eventually, the Offended page became the crown jewel of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is the third most viewed article on the current site, behind "Isabella Lorreta Janke" (One of the most infamous trolls of [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/CwcvilleGuardian Chris-chan]) and the article on Chris-chan herself. Several [[YouTube|YouTubers]] have made [[Reaction videos]] of themselves visiting the article on this site and attempting to reach the bottom of the page, adding to the page's popularity. A creepypasta about the article was also made by Tsnophaljakarax on April 24th, 2017<ref>lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Offended:_I%27m_Feeling_Lucky</ref> based on easily accessing the page by typing "Offended" in the search bar in Google, and clicking I'm Feeling Lucky. This tactic no longer works and instead redirects to a [[wikipedia:Merriam-Webster|Merriam-Webster]] entry on the term "offend".

==Gallery==
NOTE: The page is headlined by this text, after which the initial safe-for-work images eventually appears:
===Before shocking content===
<h2 style="text-align:center;">'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)" </h2>
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="200" position="center" spacing="small" columns="1">
Limecat.jpg|Limecat.
hosokawa.jpg|A Photo of Japanese child actress ほそかわあい Hosokawa Ai.<ref>https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%86%E5%B7%9D%E8%93%9D/227072 - In Chinese</ref> 
67042633_kitten.jpg|Kitten.
Kitten1.jpg|Kitten 2.
OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit.
OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick.
Harp_Seal_pup.png|Baby seal lion.
OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat.
OffendedKittens.jpg|Way cuter than [[The Pain Series|Kittens]]!
Duckling_Baby.png|Baby duck.
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit.
Bessy.jpg|Doggo.
Adorable Raccoon.jpg|Raccoon.
Alodia.jpg|Alodia Gosiengfiao.
LeeMinJung.jpg|Lee Min-Jung.
</gallery>

===After shocking content===
The gruesome article ends with images of various politics, memes, and "AINT THAT SOMETHING???!" in each of the seven rainbow colors. Note that some of these images are currently not featured on the page, but have been featured in the past.

<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
File:Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|The late [[Wikipedia:Susan Wojcicki|Susan Wojcicki]]. (1968-2024)
File:OffendedAF.png|A picture taken from a comic by Toonhole Ryan depicting a couple looking at a man with a disturbed facial expression on his face.
File:1280px-OffendedReaction.jpg|Salty tears.
File:OffendedBush.jpeg|George W. Bush; the most offensive image of them all.
File:Ariel Sharon.jpg|Ariel Sharon.
File:President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama.
File:OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO?
File:Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America.
</gallery>

{{EDRainbow|AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!}}

 

==Videos==
<center><youtube width="320" height="180">0964-xH5DwU</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">KHa9Ru8LI2o</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">Q1esdDxglOs</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">ciymspKvDKg</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">RrRp27Hfqco</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">YLY6mI_SXGI</youtube></center>

==Audio==
The Offended song by Micfri, here's a safe place for you. Click this link for relaxing music. 
[[File:Offended.ogg]]
==References==
<references/>
==See also==
*[[Worst picture ever]]
*[[Scroll Below]]
*[[Scroll Down]]
*[[Scroll down for a surprise]]
*[[The Pain Series]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]
*[[Jeffy.exe]]
*[[Find the Gold]]
*[[Girls to date]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
{{Dramatica}}
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Offended

2026-03-31T15:26:03Z

ScreamersScareMe:

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'''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock webpage]] hosted on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The page was created on the original ''encyclopediadramatica.com'' website on August 17th, 2007, by a user named '''Fishing Cat'''. According to OhInternet, a month after the page was created, it had the Limecat image on top. Offensive pages on the site contain a template titled "Offended" at the top of the page, which attempts to trick the user into viewing the Offended page. This template includes a box displaying a looping GIF of the [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia logo]], [[wikipedia:The Star of David|The Star of David]], [[wikipedia:Ku Klux Klan|the blood drop cross]], and a [[wikipedia:Swastika|swastika]], along with the text "'''Offended?''' If you have been offended by "(article name)", please click here and scroll slowly down to the bottom of the page." which links to the page, the purpose of which is to offend/gross out the viewer as much as possible. Due to the page's differing legality (obscene animal abuse) in many countries, it has been blocked and unblocked in the past.
{{Offended}} 
Alternatively, some articles contain a template at the top of the page titled "FED", which looks like this:
{{FED}} 
In 2012, a template was added to articles relating to Islam titled "OffendedMuslims", which links to a page titled [[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]:
{{Un-Islamic}} 
In June 2022, a template was added to the Manchild article titled "OffendedKids", which links to the Offended page:
{{OffendedKids}} 
In April 2024, a template was added to articles relating to Judaism titled “Jewoffended”, which links to the Offended page:
{{Jewoffended}} 

The page begins with a message at the top of the article that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of innocuous images of cute animals and girls. Under the last safe-for-work image is a gigantic montage of gruesome images depicting pornography, gore, and various other kinds of shocking and offensive content.

The original Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most of the images from the very first original Offended page have remained untouched since the original page was created.

==Imagery featured==
NOTE: Some of the images listed here are no longer on the Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended page due to several ED domain name changes over the years.
* All images from [[The Pain Series]].
* The [[Worst picture ever]].
* Images from [[happypuppies.net]].
* An image of a woman stretching her vagina.
* A GIF of the [[Jarsquatter]] video.
* A GIF of a nude anime girl committing [[Wikipedia:seppuku|seppuku]] and subsequently [[Wikipedia:Kaishakunin|getting beheaded by another lady with a sword]].
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Chris Farley|Chris Farley's]] corpse.
* An image of an old black woman who was lynched in the 1800s.
* An image of bees stinging a man’s penis
* A GIF of a pig getting beheaded by a man holding a chainsaw.
* Various images from GoreJunkies.
* An image of a man's face exploding.
* An image of a cat with no face. (Chase No Face)
* Lamprey disease.
* A picture of a man eating feces from a woman's anus.
* An image of feces going into a woman's mouth out of another woman's vagina.
* An image of a brutally degloved face from [[Rotten.com|rotten.com]].
* A bloodied anus.
* A close-up image of Meatloaf.
* A fetish image of a girl with more than 10 breasts on her body and penises shooting milk out of her nipples onto another girl.
* Images of the [[Blue Waffle]] STD.
* A penis with a severe case of smegma.
* A moldy vagina dripping with pus, forming a tumor.
* A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree.
* A traumatic degloved leg with the raw flesh fully visible.
* The results of a shotgun that was used by a Russian man.
* A man with his head stabbed.
* A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped.
* Pictures from Run the Gauntlet.
* A chopped-off finger.
* A man with two dildos up his anus.
* A mutilated vagina, with mold forming as the flesh is sticking out.
* An infected scrotum with warts and smegma forming around it.
* An image of a corpse.
* A picture of an Indian man with his head ripped off.
* A modified penis with a long, round silver ring going through the urethra, with a circle formed around it.
* A mutilated penis with feces on it.
* An edited image of a man with two vaginas sticking a stapler up his clit.
* An edited image of a smiling Japanese schoolgirl with warts and hives covering her arms and legs.
* A picture of yellow diarrhea that was taken from a film.
* The [[Tubgirl]] image.
* The [[Screamer Cactus]] image.
* The [[The Mac User|Mac User]] image.
* The Zippocat panel.
* An image of a dead dog lying on the floor.
* The Prolapse Man image.
* A man performing fellatio on another man's large penis.
* A man with a large glass bottle inside his anus.
* The [[Milk Fountain]] image.
* An image of a key stuck in a man's foot.
* An image of a woman licking a yellow dildo covered in feces with the 2chan watermark.
* [[Thehomo.org]] image.
* A man's face smashed in by a bear, which is also often featured on [[Kekma.net]].
* The [[Special Fried Rice]] image.
* [https://medium.com/dark-aberrations/robert-beckowitz-murdered-and-dismembered-during-three-day-orgy-d717915c9fa5 Robert Beckowitz's] corpse.
* The [[Meatspin]] GIF.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Nikki Catsouras photographs controversy|Nikki Catsouras]]' corpse.
* An extremely massive spider.
* A GIF of [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]] video.
* A GIF of a black man kicking a cat against a wall.
* The [[Goatse]] image.
* All the [[Gap.zip]] images.
* An image of a man resembling [[wikipedia:Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber]] with his penis cut off.
* An image of two women licking a defecating person's anus.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Mr. Creosote|Mr. Creosote]] vomiting from the 1983 musical sketch comedy film ''[[wikipedia:Monty Python's The Meaning of Life|Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''.
* A picture of the [[Pazuzu|pazuzu]]-possessed [[Regan MacNeil]] from the 1973 horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''.
* An image of a fish shoved up someone's rear
* A GIF of a naked man cutting off the tip of his own penis with a knife. (The same clip used in [[Victory Screeeeech]] but converted to GIF at all as well respectively).
* A woman impaled on a stake from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Cannibal Holocaust|Cannibal Holocaust]].''
* Pictures of anal prolapse.
* A man with a flashlight stuck up his own rear.
* An image of a person's severely cut fingers.
* A GIF of Bill Thompson committing suicide by gunshot from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Boogie Nights|Boogie Nights]]''.
* The [[Hai2u]] Image.
* An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it, an image of it mixed with noodles.
* An image of JaSonic putting his own penis onto a [[wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog (character)|Sonic The Hedgehog]] plush doll, fully covered in feces, which is lying on a diaper.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Robert Budd Dwyer|R. Budd Dwyer]] killing himself.
* An image of a dog vomiting.
* Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself.
* All images from [[Skindroop.com]].
* The Shovel Dog GIF.
* The [[Bigfootproof.com]] image.
* A pornographic image of [[wikipedia:Louis Tomlinson|Louis Tomlinson]].
* The "Full Lemon Party" image seen on [[Biglemonparty.com]].
* An image of a dismembered body covered in blood from a top-view perspective.
* A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''.
* The Fanbangho.com image.
* A man with his own scrotum and testicles cut off, which are actually lying in front of him.
* A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces.
* An asian woman with her vagina full of cockroaches.
* The [[Bottle Guy]] image.
* Various pictures of roadkilled animals.
* A man stomping on a skinny African child.
* A penis inside a dream catcher.
* A man with his head smashed into a wall.
* A GIF of a mouse getting blended.
* Various images of animal cruelty.
* A vore fetish image of Mokou and Eirin from Touhou Project.
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]]' dead body.
* An ugly woman.
* An ugly fish.
* A molten skull with a videotape inside it.
* An image of the degloved face of a woman.
* Several [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin fetus]] images.
* Various pornographic images.
* Various gay pornographic pictures.
* More scat photos and gifs.
* A GIF of a woman with a 7-Up can coming out of her anus.
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] stroking a penis.
* A montage of screenshots from 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick.
* A photo of a burned baby.
* A farm gore image.
* A photo of a dead body.
* A dirty grease trap.
* A penis with feces on it.
* Furry pornography.
* An image of a decapitated wolf's head inside a toilet.
* An edited GIF of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80 a kitten on a slide] that falls into a hole of fire.
* An image of a seal with its skin degloved.
* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]].''
* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]].''
* Rule 34 images.
* A knife in a man's penis.
* An image of a soup with cockroaches in it.
* An image of a woman defecating on top of a wall.
* Two girls licking a man's anus, which is covered in feces.
* A man putting his hand inside a woman's anus and smearing feces on her.
* A picture of a girl smearing feces on herself.
* An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed.
* An image of an obese woman cosplaying as [[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Wonder Woman]].
* An image of a prolapsed vagina.
* A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina.
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog.
* A very low-quality GIF of FunkyTown.
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse.
* Images from [[Rotten.com]].
* Images from [[Rate My Poo]].
* [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse.
* A severed head in a field.
* An image of a vampire woman cutting herself with a knife (used on the infamous EvilStick bootleg).
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her own foot.
* A man getting literally ripped apart.
* A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]].
* A wide open mouth with teeth.
* A viral video GIF of exploding sperm whale carcasses.
* An infected foot.
* A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis.
* An image of [[wikipedia:Ali Shallal al-Qaisi|Ali Shallal al-Qaisi]].
* An image of a skinned skunk.
* A GIF of cow slaughter.
* The [[Stickman Screamer 2]] screamer.
* A GIF of a kitten getting repeatedly hit with a hammer.
* A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]].
* [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse.
* A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes with a large cross inside her mouth.
* A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets.

After the gigantic montage of disturbing images is a cartoon image from a comic by Toonhole Ryan depicting a couple looking at a disturbed man while saying, "Whoa... that guy's offended as fuck." along with a few other non-shocking images. In 2009, the bottom of the page contained seven lines of large text reading "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''", with each line being a different color. In 2010, an image of Patrick Star with his mouth and eyes opened wide (which would later become an internet meme known as Surprised Patrick) from ''[[wikipedia:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''" was featured in the article. Various new images from the old past, such as the Hosokawa Ai image, the Kitten image, the second Kitten image, the Baby seal lion image, the Baby duck image, the Doggo image, the Raccoon image, the Alodia Gosiengfiao image, and the Lee Min-Jung image, were completely removed in the post-later years. In 2011, a picture of former U.S. President Barack Obama was shown, and in 2018 and 2019, pictures of former U.S. President George W. Bush, former Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon, and a link to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. In 2019, on ED's sixth domain, several new shock images were added to the page, but are no longer available due to ED's sixth domain shutting down and not all images being imported.

The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on now defunct website, '''gnaa.ga'''.

The Offended page became the Featured article in Encyclopedia Dramatica on April 14, 2011, and was advertised on the front page of the website for every visitor to see, thus tricking thousands of the site's visitors into viewing the page. The Offended page was also the featured article for April 27 and 28, 2013. Eventually, the Offended page became the crown jewel of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is the third most viewed article on the current site, behind "Isabella Lorreta Janke" (One of the most infamous trolls of [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/CwcvilleGuardian Chris-chan]) and the article on Chris-chan herself. Several [[YouTube|YouTubers]] have made [[Reaction videos]] of themselves visiting the article on this site and attempting to reach the bottom of the page, adding to the page's popularity. A creepypasta about the article was also made by Tsnophaljakarax on April 24th, 2017<ref>lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Offended:_I%27m_Feeling_Lucky</ref> based on easily accessing the page by typing "Offended" in the search bar in Google, and clicking I'm Feeling Lucky. This tactic no longer works and instead redirects to a [[wikipedia:Merriam-Webster|Merriam-Webster]] entry on the term "offend".

==Gallery==
NOTE: The page is headlined by this text, after which the initial safe-for-work images eventually appears:
===Before shocking content===
<h2 style="text-align:center;">'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)" </h2>
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="200" position="center" spacing="small" columns="1">
Limecat.jpg|Limecat.
hosokawa.jpg|A Photo of Japanese child actress ほそかわあい Hosokawa Ai.<ref>https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%86%E5%B7%9D%E8%93%9D/227072 - In Chinese</ref> 
67042633_kitten.jpg|Kitten.
Kitten1.jpg|Kitten 2.
OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit.
OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick.
Harp_Seal_pup.png|Baby seal lion.
OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat.
OffendedKittens.jpg|Way cuter than [[The Pain Series|Kittens]]!
Duckling_Baby.png|Baby duck.
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit.
Bessy.jpg|Doggo.
Adorable Raccoon.jpg|Raccoon.
Alodia.jpg|Alodia Gosiengfiao.
LeeMinJung.jpg|Lee Min-Jung.
</gallery>

===After shocking content===
The gruesome article ends with images of various politics, memes, and "AINT THAT SOMETHING???!" in each of the seven rainbow colors. Note that some of these images are currently not featured on the page, but have been featured in the past.

<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small">
File:Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|The late [[Wikipedia:Susan Wojcicki|Susan Wojcicki]]. (1968-2024)
File:OffendedAF.png|A picture taken from a comic by Toonhole Ryan depicting a couple looking at a man with a disturbed facial expression on his face.
File:1280px-OffendedReaction.jpg|Salty tears.
File:OffendedBush.jpeg|George W. Bush; the most offensive image of them all.
File:Ariel Sharon.jpg|Ariel Sharon.
File:President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama.
File:OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO?
File:Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America.
</gallery>

{{EDRainbow|AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!}}

 

==Videos==
<center><youtube width="320" height="180">0964-xH5DwU</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">KHa9Ru8LI2o</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">Q1esdDxglOs</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">ciymspKvDKg</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">RrRp27Hfqco</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">YLY6mI_SXGI</youtube></center>

==Audio==
The Offended song by Micfri, here's a safe place for you. Click this link for relaxing music. 
[[File:Offended.ogg]]
==References==
<references/>
==See also==
*[[Worst picture ever]]
*[[Scroll Below]]
*[[Scroll Down]]
*[[Scroll down for a surprise]]
*[[The Pain Series]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]]
*[[Jeffy.exe]]
*[[Find the Gold]]
*[[Girls to date]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
{{Dramatica}}
{{Comments}}
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[[Category:Graphic content]]
[[Category:Zoosadism]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Gore]]
[[Category:Goatse]]
[[Category:Suicides]]
[[Category:Snuff films]]
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
[[Category:The Exorcist]]
[[Category:Regan MacNeil]]
[[Category:SpongeBob]]
[[Category:Nickelodeon]]
[[Category:Cartoon Network]]
[[Category:Justin Bieber]]
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Coffee Break - Mother 3

2026-03-31T15:20:29Z

ScreamersScareMe:

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|name = Coffee Break - Mother 3
|image = mother3.jpg
|imagecaption = This is the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commer]]- GET BEANED!!
|maker = SiIvaGunner
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = September 2016
}}
'''Coffee Break - MOTHER 3''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to YouTube by SiIvaGunner in September of 2016.

The video starts with the infamous [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commercial]], but when the zombie is supposed to appear, the bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme, edited to look zombified, closes up with a loud clip from O.G Maco's song You Guessed It, before switching to loud distorted version of Hopsin's song No Words, with an edited picture of the meme, reading "Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got ZOMBEANED!!! Tag your friends to totally ZOMBEAN! Them!" which is probably references to images from [[Jeffy.exe]] and [[Scroll Down]]. Afterward, the rest of the video switches to the end of the commercial where it shows the product.

This video received a ton of backlash from the fanbase, who proceeded to heavily dislike the other videos, and caused this rip to be deleted, similar to what happened to [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]], also by SiIvaGunner. A reupload of the video is available below. Eventually, the video got popular again in 2023 for being used in the partially lost [[2016]].

SiIvaGunner also upload a safe version that starts with the light version of the K-fee car commercial, where the screamer is replaced with the original bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme saying: "Ha-hey!" After this, the whispering voice from the other K-fee commercials reads off the text from the ''Green de la bean'' meme image with text in the font of the slogan from the commercials. This is followed by the product, which shows the bean with text at the bottom: "NEU! Legume Macchiato Classic." Then, a sticker appears next to the bean that says "woodman >:] nice", and then the bean switches to the edited zombified bean from the original for a split second at the very end.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=vL4TakVtC6o</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=mGM-DX2OUzA
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20240427214546/litter.catbox.moe/mrwixo.mp4
* '''"Lite/Safe" Version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7kWmH43_s
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[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Netherlands]]
[[Category:SiIvaGunner]]

Coffee Break - Mother 3

2026-03-31T15:19:52Z

ScreamersScareMe:

{{Deleted}}
{{Infobox
|name = Coffee Break - Mother 3
|image = mother3.jpg
|imagecaption = This is the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commer]]- GET BEANED!!
|maker = SiIvaGunner
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = September 2016
}}
'''Coffee Break - MOTHER 3''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to YouTube by SiIvaGunner in September of 2016.

The video starts with the infamous [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commercial]], but when the zombie is supposed to appear, the bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme, edited to look zombified, closes up with a loud clip from O.G Maco's song You Guessed It, before switching to loud distorted version of Hopsin's song No Words, with an edited picture of the meme, reading "Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got ZOMBEANED!!! Tag your friends to totally ZOMBEAN! Them!" which is probably refrences to images from [[Jeffy.exe]] and [[Scroll Down]]. Afterward, the rest of the video switches to the end of the commercial where it shows the product.

This video received a ton of backlash from the fanbase, who proceeded to heavily dislike the other videos, and caused this rip to be deleted, similar to what happened to [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]], also by SiIvaGunner. A reupload of the video is available below. Eventually, the video got popular again in 2023 for being used in the partially lost [[2016]].

SiIvaGunner also upload a safe version that starts with the light version of the K-fee car commercial, where the screamer is replaced with the original bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme saying: "Ha-hey!" After this, the whispering voice from the other K-fee commercials reads off the text from the ''Green de la bean'' meme image with text in the font of the slogan from the commercials. This is followed by the product, which shows the bean with text at the bottom: "NEU! Legume Macchiato Classic." Then, a sticker appears next to the bean that says "woodman >:] nice", and then the bean switches to the edited zombified bean from the original for a split second at the very end.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=vL4TakVtC6o</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=mGM-DX2OUzA
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20240427214546/litter.catbox.moe/mrwixo.mp4
* '''"Lite/Safe" Version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7kWmH43_s
{{comments}}
[[Category:2016]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Netherlands]]
[[Category:SiIvaGunner]]

Coffee Break - Mother 3

2026-03-31T15:18:54Z

ScreamersScareMe:

{{Deleted}}
{{Infobox
|name = Coffee Break - Mother 3
|image = mother3.jpg
|imagecaption = This is the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commer]]- GET BEANED!!
|maker = SiIvaGunner
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = September 2016
}}
'''Coffee Break - MOTHER 3''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to YouTube by SiIvaGunner in September of 2016.

The video starts with the infamous [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commercial]], but when the zombie is supposed to appear, the bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme, edited to look zombified, closes up with a loud clip from O.G Maco's song You Guessed It, before switching to loud distorted version of Hopsin's song No Words, with an edited picture of the meme, reading "Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got ZOMBEANED!!! Tag your friends to totally ZOMBEAN! Them!" which is probably refrences to images from <nowiki>[[Jeffy.exe]]</nowiki> and <nowiki>[[Scroll Down]]</nowiki>. Afterward, the rest of the video switches to the end of the commercial where it shows the product.

This video received a ton of backlash from the fanbase, who proceeded to heavily dislike the other videos, and caused this rip to be deleted, similar to what happened to [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]], also by SiIvaGunner. A reupload of the video is available below. Eventually, the video got popular again in 2023 for being used in the partially lost [[2016]].

SiIvaGunner also upload a safe version that starts with the light version of the K-fee car commercial, where the screamer is replaced with the original bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme saying: "Ha-hey!" After this, the whispering voice from the other K-fee commercials reads off the text from the ''Green de la bean'' meme image with text in the font of the slogan from the commercials. This is followed by the product, which shows the bean with text at the bottom: "NEU! Legume Macchiato Classic." Then, a sticker appears next to the bean that says "woodman >:] nice", and then the bean switches to the edited zombified bean from the original for a split second at the very end.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=vL4TakVtC6o</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=mGM-DX2OUzA
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20240427214546/litter.catbox.moe/mrwixo.mp4
* '''"Lite/Safe" Version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7kWmH43_s
{{comments}}
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[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Netherlands]]
[[Category:SiIvaGunner]]

Coffee Break - Mother 3

2026-03-31T15:18:15Z

ScreamersScareMe:

{{Deleted}}
{{Infobox
|name = Coffee Break - Mother 3
|image = mother3.jpg
|imagecaption = This is the [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commer]]- GET BEANED!!
|maker = SiIvaGunner
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = September 2016
}}
'''Coffee Break - MOTHER 3''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to YouTube by SiIvaGunner in September of 2016.

The video starts with the infamous [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car commercial]], but when the zombie is supposed to appear, the bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme, edited to look zombified, closes up with a loud clip from O.G Maco's song You Guessed It, before switching to loud distorted version of Hopsin's song No Words, with an edited picture of the meme, reading "Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got ZOMBEANED!!! Tag your friends to totally ZOMBEAN! Them!" which is probably refrences to images from <nowiki>[[Jeffy.exe]]</nowiki> and [Scroll Down]]. Afterward, the rest of the video switches to the end of the commercial where it shows the product.

This video received a ton of backlash from the fanbase, who proceeded to heavily dislike the other videos, and caused this rip to be deleted, similar to what happened to [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]], also by SiIvaGunner. A reupload of the video is available below. Eventually, the video got popular again in 2023 for being used in the partially lost [[2016]].

SiIvaGunner also upload a safe version that starts with the light version of the K-fee car commercial, where the screamer is replaced with the original bean from the ''Green de la bean'' meme saying: "Ha-hey!" After this, the whispering voice from the other K-fee commercials reads off the text from the ''Green de la bean'' meme image with text in the font of the slogan from the commercials. This is followed by the product, which shows the bean with text at the bottom: "NEU! Legume Macchiato Classic." Then, a sticker appears next to the bean that says "woodman >:] nice", and then the bean switches to the edited zombified bean from the original for a split second at the very end.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=vL4TakVtC6o</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=mGM-DX2OUzA
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20240427214546/litter.catbox.moe/mrwixo.mp4
* '''"Lite/Safe" Version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7kWmH43_s
{{comments}}
[[Category:2016]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Netherlands]]
[[Category:SiIvaGunner]]