How to Cook a Turkey - Revision history

Screamer1234 at 09:42, 2 March 2026

2026-03-02T09:42:45Z

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	'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] [[Sabotage]] [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]] but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation [[website]] in 2016.		'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] [[Sabotage]] [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]], but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation [[website]] in 2016.

	As the title suggests, the [[game]] gives the viewer interactive instructions on how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey through a simple [[Flash]] presentation. A quiet musical loop of Bach's ''Minuet in G-Major (BWV Anh. 116)'' plays in the background, subtly encouraging viewers to turn up their volumes. In the beginning, viewers are supposed to choose one of four turkeys in different sizes from a virtual grocery store. Then the instructions begin, describing things like thawing the turkey, removing the neck and giblets, and the kitchen utensils that will be required. The instructions are illustrated with short animations from time to time.		As the title suggests, the [[game]] gives the viewer interactive instructions on how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey through a simple [[Flash]] presentation. A quiet musical loop of Bach's ''Minuet in G-Major (BWV Anh. 116)'' plays in the background, subtly encouraging viewers to turn up their volumes. In the beginning, viewers are supposed to choose one of four turkeys in different sizes from a virtual grocery store. Then the instructions begin, describing things like thawing the turkey, removing the neck and giblets, and the kitchen utensils that will be required. The instructions are illustrated with short animations from time to time.

	Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!".		Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!"

	=== Showcase video ===		=== Showcase video ===

Screamer1234: Removed protection from "How to Cook a Turkey"

2026-03-02T09:42:14Z

Removed protection from "How to Cook a Turkey"

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Tankmanfan44: /* Showcase video */

2025-03-04T22:43:25Z

Showcase video

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	=== Showcase video ===		=== Showcase video ===
	[[File:How to Cook a Turkey (censored).mp4\|~~400px~~]]		[[File:How to Cook a Turkey (censored).mp4\|320px]]

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

ScreamerGuy20 at 12:46, 15 January 2025

2025-01-15T12:46:58Z

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	== Links ==		== Links ==
	<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[game]] contains a [[screamer]]!		<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[game]] contains a [[screamer]]!
	* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey		* <s>web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey</s>
			* archive.org/details/how_to-cook-turkey
	* flashmuseum.org/how-to-cook-a-turkey/		* flashmuseum.org/how-to-cook-a-turkey/
	* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3		* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3

ScreamerGuy20 at 12:44, 15 January 2025

2025-01-15T12:44:08Z

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	<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[game]] contains a [[screamer]]!		<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[game]] contains a [[screamer]]!
	* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey		* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey
			* flashmuseum.org/how-to-cook-a-turkey/
	* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3		* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3

Tankmanfan44: /* Showcase video */

2024-11-07T17:26:16Z

Showcase video

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	=== Showcase video ===		=== Showcase video ===
	[[File:How to Cook a Turkey (censored).mp4\|~~none\|thumb\|401x401px~~]]		[[File:How to Cook a Turkey (censored).mp4\|400px]]

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

Aldrine Joseph 25 at 08:21, 4 November 2024

2024-11-04T08:21:27Z

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	Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!".		Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!".

			=== Showcase video ===
			[[File:How to Cook a Turkey (censored).mp4\|none\|thumb\|401x401px]]

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

Tankmanfan44 at 16:20, 18 January 2024

2024-01-18T16:20:43Z

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	\|platform = Liquid Generation		\|platform = Liquid Generation
	\|written in = ~~2005~~		\|written in = [[Flash]]
	}}		}}
	'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] [[Sabotage]] [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]] but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation [[website]] in 2016.		'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] [[Sabotage]] [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]] but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation [[website]] in 2016.

SkyTheWanderer at 03:36, 7 May 2023

2023-05-07T03:36:13Z

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	'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] Sabotage [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]] but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation website in 2016.		'''How to Cook a Turkey''' was a [[Liquid Generation]] [[Sabotage]] [[screamer]]. It's similar to [[How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro]] but with a Thanksgiving theme instead of a Halloween theme this time. The [[screamer]] was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation [[website]] in 2016.

	As the title suggests, the game gives the viewer interactive instructions on how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey through a simple ~~flash~~ presentation. A quiet musical loop of Bach's ''Minuet in G-Major (BWV Anh. 116)'' plays in the background, subtly encouraging viewers to turn up their volumes. In the beginning, viewers are supposed to choose one of four turkeys in different sizes from a virtual grocery store. Then the instructions begin, describing things like thawing the turkey, removing the neck and giblets, and the kitchen utensils that will be required. The instructions are illustrated with short animations from time to time.		As the title suggests, the [[game]] gives the viewer interactive instructions on how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey through a simple [[Flash]] presentation. A quiet musical loop of Bach's ''Minuet in G-Major (BWV Anh. 116)'' plays in the background, subtly encouraging viewers to turn up their volumes. In the beginning, viewers are supposed to choose one of four turkeys in different sizes from a virtual grocery store. Then the instructions begin, describing things like thawing the turkey, removing the neck and giblets, and the kitchen utensils that will be required. The instructions are illustrated with short animations from time to time.

	Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!".		Eventually, the instructions will talk about stuffing the turkey, which is when the game becomes interactive again. Viewers are supposed to pick up the already prepared stuffing from a bowl to stuff their virtual turkey, which can be done by dragging and dropping or clicking on the stuffing once and then clicking on the bird. Once this is done, the turkey will suddenly gain a head that screams at the viewer while the screen shakes. The turkey will then move back from the screen again and say: "You could've at least bought me dinner first!".
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	== Links ==		== Links ==
	<u>NOTE</u>: The following game contains a [[screamer]]!		<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[game]] contains a [[screamer]]!
	* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey		* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey
	* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3		* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3

Tankmanfan44: Reupload.

2023-04-04T20:35:58Z

Reupload.

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	* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey		* web.archive.org/web/20090106015823/y8.com:80/games/How_to_Cook_a_Turkey
	* '''Showcase video'''~~: youtube~~.com/~~watch?v=XnUqgw1cBeQ~~		* '''Showcase video:''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/liquid-generation-how-to-cook-a-turkey:3

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