Porkhole.net

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Porkhole.net was a shock site created by Cyriex on April 16th, 2006. The site was later closed in late 2007.

Content

Upon visiting, the website loads multiple images of elderly men having sex, accompanied by low-quality, compressed audio of a song embedded from YTMND with the page titled "Tranny Dance."

The page featured a caption at the bottom reading "Maddox Approves Of Porkhole", a presumptive nod to George "Maddox" Ouzounian, creator of The Best Page in the Universe. Additionally, the main page hosted links to an IRC chat, a forum, and various other shock sites.

Other pages included

Allegedly, the site displayed a picture of a lit-up highway at night, though no proof survives in the archives. However, several archived subpages do exist, including:

• Trandance.html: A looping video of a naked transgender woman twerking, set to the song Epitaph by Front Line Assembly
• George.html: Depicts an elderly man smoking a cigar while engaging in anal sex with another man.
• Brad.html: A pornographic GIF of two men having anal sex while lying down, accompanied by Don't You Just Know It by Huey "Piano" Smith. It was originally from Discharges.org as asianfags.swf, although its filename suggests the GIF came from its alternative, Brad.com.

There is a hyperlink at the top of that page that reads "I snuck a retard into a sperm bank."

Porkhole featured a list of hidden files that were excluded from both the main page and their own standalone subpages. Among these were fishguy.jpg, ringpoop.jpg, and jewsdidbel-air.jpg—all of which now exist only as blank pages, as they were either never properly archived or were left behind by web crawlers.

Lemon Party

Main Article: Lemon Party

Pork Hole claims that Lemon Party is its "brother".

Porky Host

See also: Crackfile.org

Cyriex operated a hosting service called Porky Host which was listed in the "links" section of Porkhole.net as "Free Hosting, You Cheap Bastard."

Keara.org

Keara.org was a shock site directory launched in 2007. The older version of Porkhole.net originally redirected users to Keara.html, until it launched as a standalone website at Keara.org. The complete list is included below:

• Supermodelsfart.com
• Goregasm.com
• Faggotry.com
• Hai2u.com
• Jiztini.com
• Bottleguy.com
• Tubboy.net
• Tubgirl.com
• zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
• Tabwin.com/puss
• Brad.com
• Halflife2.zoy.org/hello.jpg
• Teletorrents.org
• Cherrycake.org
• Iheartu.tk
• Cyberscat.com
• Anythinghere.on.nimp.org
• Pimpmygoogle.com
• Neat.tk
• Thewillpower.org
• Denial.be
• Fuck.org
• smoke.rotten.com/bird/
• Discharges.org
• Shitxxx.com
• Detroithardcore.com
• Mongface.com
• Nutgobbler.com
• freakhole.com

Before Porkhole.net, Keara.org started in 2005 as a personal website for Cyriex. It was a personal website for his friend group and their explorations, from trips to Six Flags to attending live concerts and partying. For instance, the shock site featured a dedicated subpage, GunsNRoses.html, where Cyriex details about his own chaotic experience at a Guns N' Roses concert during their Chinese Democracy era. In his recap, he complained about the blinding strobe lights, opening band Bullet for My Valentine, and mosh pitters launching themselves at Axl Rose. He also recounted lashing out at a fellow fan who interrupted a guitar solo for screaming, "Slash is better you bitch!"

Porkspin vs Meatspinnetwork

On Keara.html, Cyriex disliked and resented the creator of Meatspin for spamming ads, adding his complaint directly above the list of shock sites:

"Meatspin and its network of sites blow so will not be included in this reference. I have once known the owner and he feels he makes an accomplishment commercializing and making a profit off of spamming the shock site with advertisment. Out of all the people why did this cock have to be the auction winner for meatspin on eBay?"

After the list relocated to Keara.org, He launched a mirror site meatspin.net to further show his contempt for the original creator, stating:

"Fuck meatspin.com making a profit off a shock site. Use this mirror Meatspin.net."

The person behind Meatspinnetwork never responded, and it likely never will.

Sourmath

Main Article: Sourmath

Suddenly, the website changed to a video of three old men having sex in a bathtub, which caused the old pictures to be moved to original.html. While this same clip was featured on Sourmath, it remains unconfirmed if Cyriex created it, given the site's extensive use of similar adult content featuring elderly men. In the end, the shock site lived shortly. It had been closed down in just late 2009.

Links

NOTE: The following shock site contains graphic content!

• web.archive.org/web/20060702234510/porkhole.net
• Keara.html: web.archive.org/web/20060812064645/porkhole.net/keara.html
• Tranny Dance: web.archive.org/web/20060706030812/porkhole.net/trandance.html
• George.html: web.archive.org/web/20070210014156/porkhole.net/george.html
• Brad.html: web.archive.org/web/20070210014234/porkhole.net/brad.html

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