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A '''screamer''' (also known as a '''thunderbolt''', '''banger''', '''rocket''', '''belter''', or '''worldie''') is an informal term used in [[wikipedia:association football|association football]] to describe a spectacular [[wikipedia:Goal (association football)|goal]], typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in [[wikipedia:English football|English-speaking football communities]], and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the [[wikipedia:Laws of the Game (association football)|Laws of the Game]], it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.
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'''[[Forest-wmv]]''', also known as '''forest.gif''' was a simple [[screamer]] animation made in 2002, which has multiple copies and variations.


The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.
The screamer also has alternative names like ''martian-wmv'', ''jungle-wmv'', ''forest.mp4'' (Albino Blacksheep) and ''jungle.mp4''. Don't ever get close to the MS-Paint jungle or it will harm ye.


<center><big>'''[[Screamer (Football)|GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!]]'''</center></big><br>
<center><big>'''[[Forest-wmv|"Welcome to the jungle, baby. You're gonna die!"]]'''</center></big><br>
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Latest revision as of 04:45, 10 June 2026

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Forest-wmv, also known as forest.gif was a simple screamer animation made in 2002, which has multiple copies and variations.

The screamer also has alternative names like martian-wmv, jungle-wmv, forest.mp4 (Albino Blacksheep) and jungle.mp4. Don't ever get close to the MS-Paint jungle or it will harm ye.

"Welcome to the jungle, baby. You're gonna die!"


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