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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:Kevin Durant}} | | kevin durant missing in action, knicks won 4-1 god bless New York, business laws, haruhi, minnesota, man, I wanna go to damn minnesota and see the sunset. sounds grea.t |
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| <big><font style="color:white>'''This user is currently training with the Rockets.'''<br></big>
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| This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have deal with carrying his teammates.<br>
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| Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.</font>
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| | As of writing right now, I have ongoing chronic wrist and hand pain, so my time is limited. Hope I'll get better soon |
| Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]]!
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| Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.
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| -KD
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| ==Awards==
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| *2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] champion
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| *2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] Finals MVP
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| *16x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] All-Star
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| *[[Screamer Wiki:Admins|Screamer Wiki Administrator]].
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| *Hall of Fame [[Twitter]] award.
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| *NBA [[wikipedia:Rookie of the Year|Rookie of the Year]]
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| *NBA 75th Anniversary Team
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| *No. 35 retired by [[wikipedia:Texas Longhorns|Texas Longhorns]]
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| *[[wikipedia:FIBA World Cup|FIBA World Cup]] MVP
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| *[[wikipedia:Olympics|Olympics]] MVP
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| *[[wikipedia:McDonald's All-American Game|McDonald's All-American Game]] Co-MVP (2006)
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| ==Team history==
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| *[[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]] (2007-2016)
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| *[[wikipedia:Golden State Warriors|Golden State Warriors]] (2016–2019)
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| *[[wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets|Brooklyn Nets]] (2019–2023)
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| *[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)
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| *[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)
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| ==KD's [[Goatse]] story==
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| I was in a training room with the [[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]]. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was [[Goatse]].
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| Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the [[wikipedia:Cleveland Cavaliers|Cleveland Cavaliers]]’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.
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| It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.
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| Absolute bullshit.
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| ==Matsuyama Dokuhara==
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| KD's biggest threat is solving the [[Matsuyama Dokuhara]] and [[Hitomiharassment]] rabbit hole. He'll be working on it after the Rockets won against the Lakers.
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| ==Gallery==
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| Kevin Durant editing wiki pages.jpg|That's me editing your pages during team break.
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| Kevin Durant 2.jpg|Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
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| Kevin Durant 3.jpg|Me wearing the Rockets jersey.
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kevin durant missing in action, knicks won 4-1 god bless New York, business laws, haruhi, minnesota, man, I wanna go to damn minnesota and see the sunset. sounds grea.t
As of writing right now, I have ongoing chronic wrist and hand pain, so my time is limited. Hope I'll get better soon