User:Kevin Durant/Sandbox: Difference between revisions

From Screamer Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older edit
VisualWikitext
No edit summary
.
Tag: Blanking
 
(219 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Cleanup}}{{ContentWarning}}{{Closed}}
{{Infobox website
|title = Shocksitelist.com
|image = ShockSiteList.png
|imagecaption = The internet hosts one of the largest collections of shock sites, if not the biggest!
|maker =
|type = [[Shock site]]
|registered in = 2005
|Website domain = .com
|written in = HTML, CSS
|status = Inactive
}}
'''ShockSiteList.com''' was a [[website]] created as a collection of [[shock sites]]. The site categorized its content into 11 distinct categories: "Farting", "Shitting", "Penis Pain", "Stupid Stunts", "Offensive Videos", "Gay Motherfuckers", "Funny Porn Pictures", "Amazing People", "Stupid [[Flash]] [[Animations]]", "Nasty Trick Domains", and "Bunch Of Idiots".


==Farting==
{{Quote|Known as flatulence, but commonly referred to as farting.}}
''Poopser'' features the same GIF of the "farting poodle man" originally hosted on [[Discharges.org]], accompanied by the song "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" by Lesley Gore.
[[Cake Farts]] is a [[shock video]] originally hosted on cakefarts.com. The footage begins with a shot of a single-layer chocolate cake before panning to a woman who informs the viewer of her affinity for flatulating on cakes. She subsequently undresses and sits upon the cake, flatulating repeatedly while mashing the confection and frosting against herself.
Other related [[shock site|shock sites]] featuring similar themes include ''Pudding Farter'', ''Mr Fartman'', ''Meat Loaf Farts'', and ''Birthday Cake Farts''.
==Stupid Stunts==
{{Quote|Stupid Videos, Funny Videos, Just Plain Stupid Videos, Stunt Videos.}}
Stupid Stunts is a series of videos that parody notorious [[shock site|shock sites]]. Among these is "2 Girls 1 Cuppa", a spoof of [[2 Girls 1 Cup]] marketed with the tagline, "This one is much easier to stomach."
''1 Bottle, 20 Seconds'' features a participant consuming an entire bottle of alcohol in under twenty seconds; the video suggests that eating beforehand helps prevent rapid absorption, allowing one to "drink more and faster."
''2 Guys 1 Roof'' depicts two individuals jumping off a roof, a premise that is self-explanatory based on the title.
==Offensive Videos==
{{Quote|Outrageous and offensive pornographic videos, only the best make it in here.}}
''Rave Musik'' features a looped animation of a woman vomiting onto another individual lying on a table, while a third person observes in the background. The sequence then plays in reverse, accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjvGv2jwi9M remix] of the song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3K9VnZ1k44 "Fly High"] by [[wikipedia:Me & My|Me & My]].
''Nuts in da ass'' consists of a GIF depicting a male with enlarged testicles and a small penis ejaculating onto himself and the floor. The footage was also recognised on the Meatspin network under the title "Big Bag".
''Danish Handshake'' features a GIF that depicts an act of fisting that results in an anal prolapse; simultaneously, the woman is shown performing oral sex on another man. The sequence is set to the song "Devil Inside" by INXS.
''Banana Canon'', a GIF of a woman shooting a banana from her anus into another woman's face. A mirror to [[Blink-182.com]].
''Fish Blow'', a GIF of a man making a fish perform oral sex on him while two women can be seen in a bed having sex in the distance. The song ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM Smell Yo Dick]'' by Riskay also plays in the background; Also featured on [[Discharges.org]].
''Ass Zoom''', an endlessly zooming [[Wikipedia:Droste effect|Droste effect]] loop of George W. Bush's anus.
''Vampirecunt.com'' a shock site which contained a [[video]] of a girl masturbating and then bleeding from her vagina.
This category also encompasses several other notorious [[shock site|shock sites]], such as [[Mr. Hands]], [[Merry Holidays]] (also known as "Fucking Xmas"), [[Canadian Tea Party]], [[Dance.swf|2 Girls 1 Disco]], and the [[BME Pain Olympics]].
==Shitting==
{{Quote|Cacophilia. I can't decide if this stuff is actually enjoyable or just fucking annoying.}}
''[[Poobutton.com|Poo Button]]'' features a red button on a white background with the prompt: "Press The Poo Button... You know you want to." Upon the third activation, the site displays a GIF of a scatological act accompanied by the song [[wikipedia:Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)|"Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"]].
''Drecksau'' was an image of a man with his pants pulled down (showing his underwear) lying on a bathroom floor covered in vomit and feces, and he seems to have some feces smeared on his leg. The caption says "www ist voll die Drecksau !!!" which translates to "www is a total bastard !!!". The website's name means "bastard" in German.
The category includes other entries like [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], ''Bored Dykes'', ''Choc Surprise'', ''Grubby Chicks'', ''2 Girls 1 Cracker''
==Gay Motherfuckers==
{{Quote|Dumb gay bastards, fuck I do feel sorry for some of the guys in these videos.}}
''Ripple Guts'' features a [[GIF]] of a man inserting a large object into his rectum, creating a visible protrusion in his abdomen. The sequence is accompanied by the song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQGBGTvF60 The Kelly Affair]" by [[wikipedia:Be Your Own Pet|Be Your Own Pet]].
''Officewank.com'', a clip of a man catching one of his employees masturbating at work by recording him, later exposing him to which the employee begins to yell and strike the man violently.
''Melon Dude'' contains two GIFs. The first depicts two men interacting with a watermelon in a sexual manner; the second features a single individual and focuses primarily on his waist, whereas the first GIF shows the participants' upper bodies. The bottom of the page displays a man with his testicles inserted into his anus, accompanied by the caption "LOOK AT ME MOM!".
''My Cyperspace'' is a [[video]] of [[Kirk Johnson]], inserting two dildos up his anus.
''Youloveniggers'' was a GIF of an obese person having anal sex with a man while the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y Booty Bass - Shake That Ass Bitch]'' plays in the background.
''Nigga Flip'' was a GIF of a black man having sex with a woman against a couch. They are in a strange position, and then he flips her and licks her anus/vagina. A black-and-white image of a blinking kid with a somewhat shocked expression floats around the website.
Other notable entries in this category include [[2 Guys 1 Hole]], Gooork (also known as "2 Guys 1 Cock" from [[ShockChan]]), and [[Mr. Hands]].
==Funny Porn Pictures==
{{Quote|Funny adult pictures and really funny nude images that will make you laugh.}}
''Arab Goggles'' shows an image of a woman reclining while a man places his testicles over her eyes. The accompanying caption reads, "I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"
''[[Biglemonparty.com|Big Lemon Party]]'' displays the original [[Lemon Party]] photograph alongside various other pornographic images featuring elderly individuals.
''Cock Knot'' features an image of a man's penis tied into a knot, accompanied by the caption: "A long ass cock tied into a neat bow."
''Auto Castration'' This entry depicts a man using a rope to remove his own genitals; the page also includes a photograph documenting the aftermath of the procedure.
''Alphabet Boobs'' This features a series of images depicting women with letters of the alphabet painted onto or formed by their breasts, marketed with the claim that they "drive men wild."
''This is how I roll'', an image of a man sitting down in a wheelchair-esque contraption with a woman who is tied upside down and ball gagged in the front with a small flag (possibly attached to the bottom of a dildo/another sexual object) in her vagina or anus. The bottom text says "THIS IS HOW I ROLL".
==Amazing Shemales==
{{Quote|Lovely big dick shemales and tranny chicks with lipstick size cocks.}}
''Love Parade'' the same image from [[LOLTrain]] but with different caption.
''Cock Flop'' is a [[GIF]] of a woman with a penis receiving anal sex from a man while her penis bounces around (the same GIF as seen on [[Whipcrack.org]]), with ''[[wikipedia:Dude (Looks Like a Lady)|Dude (Looks Like a Lady)]]'' by [[wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]] playing in the background.
''Putrid Sex Object'', a gore video directed by Matt McKay in 2006. The video shows a cross-dressing male who finds a severed cow head on the floor and proceeds to perform sexual acts with it, such as masturbating with and inserting his penis into the cow's head. The male cross-dresser in the video was named Alexandro Guerrero.
''Horse Hung Lady Boy'', an animation and some photos of Long Mint, a Thai trans woman and pornstar with her impressively large penis, while ''Herms for President'', despite a dead flash which presumably had something to do with hermaphrodites.
''This will turn you gay'', based on one of the comments was originally a video of the extremely pierced genitalia of the fetish pornstar O’Pearl; additional images included a picture of Howard Stern with the caption “AS SEEN ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW”, an extremely gaped vagina with a face added and the caption “I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY”, and a Predator mask.
==Stupid Flash Animations==
''Rat Cunt'' is a [[GIF]] depicting a woman whose genitals have been replaced with a mouth.
''Kickinthecunt'' is a GIF of a blonde individual in a black-striped shirt kicking a naked woman; the sequence is set to the song "[[suspicious link removed] Kick in the Cunt]" performed by [[Wikipedia:Jack Black|Jack Black]] from the 2002 film ''[[wikipedia:Run Ronnie Run!|Run Ronnie Run!]]''. A link at the bottom of the page, titled "See The Original Kick In The Cunt," directs users to the source footage.
''Jihad Cowboys'' features a group of men in traditional South Asian attire dancing to the 1986 song [[wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]] by Swedish rock band Europe.
''FLAP FLAP FLAP'', also known as "What the fuck is this?", features an anime character with an anus for a nose, a vagina for a mouth, and a pulsating protrusion on the forehead, accompanied by electronic pop music.
This category also includes the [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leekspin-loituma-girl Leek Spinner], ''My Lazy Sundays'', "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala", ''Happy Porn'', ''Give A Fuck O Meter'', ''Free SMS To Mobile'', ''Free Screen Cleaner'', and the ''Free Lotto Number Generator''.
==Nasty Trick Domains==
''Dock Fuck'' contains two different images depicting the act of "docking," where one individual inserts their penis into the foreskin of another. The title is likely a play on the term or a misspelling of "Dick Fuck."
''Penis Piano'' was a [[GIF]] of a man "playing" a prop piano constructed from cloth. The animation depicts the individual using his genitals to strike the "keys," accompanied by the caption: "Great job! You are a true champion!"
''Loves Shit'' was a GIF depicting a man defecating onto a woman's face. This is the same footage utilised on the [[ShockChan]] version of Worm Gush.
''Loves Transgender'', a GIF of a naked woman with a penis dancing.
''Loves Goats'' was a GIF of a man licking the lips of a goat's head (potentially a taxidermy specimen). The [[GIF]] was featured on [[Somebodylovesyou.biz]].
''Has a Tiny Dick'' was a [[website]] that initially displays the text "Has a tiny dick is a harmless joke." Upon scrolling down, the page reveals a gallery of images featuring micropenises.
''Monkeyshower.com'', a [[shock site]] registered in 2008, which showed a video of an orangutan urinating into its mouth. There was also a picture of a man with a monkey urinating into his mouth. The website closed in 2016.
This category also includes Shit Box (also known as "Congratulations, you got shitboxed!!!"), a bait-and-switch prank similar in execution to [[wikipedia:Rickrolling|Rickrolling]].
==Penis Pain==
''Penis Crusher'', a GIF of a man stepping on a realistic-looking penis, making semen (or a substance resembling it) come out. Similar to above.
''Nut Dancer'', a [[GIF]] of a person stepping on a (possibly fake) penis, mostly on its testicles, along with music playing.
''2 Needles 1 Penis'', the clip from [[1 Man 2 Needles]] of a man puncturing his testicles and causing a clear fluid to leak with "Don't Put Marbles Up Your Nose" from the animated TV show ''Home Movies'' playing in the background.
''[[1 Man 1 Centipede|Centipenis]]'', a centipede going through a guy's circumcised penis.
''Wienerbbq.com'', a [[shock site]] registered in 2008, which contained a video of a man who has his penis on a barbecue grill, while the song "Bar-B-Que" played in the background.
Other entries include [[2 Kids 1 Sandbox|Boston Wanderer]], ''2 Fingers 1 Cock'', ''Wiener BBQ'', ''Finger in Penis'', and ''Massive Nuts''.
<!---
==Links==
<font color=yellow><u>NOTE</u>: The following [[shock site]] contains extremely [[graphic content]]!</font>
* web.archive.org/web/20100722002753/shocksitelist.com
{{Comments}}
[[Category:2005]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Graphic content]]
[[Category:Gore]]
[[Category:Hosts]]
[[Category:Unknown maker]]
[[Category:Discharges.org]]
--->

Latest revision as of 22:09, 29 August 2026

Retrieved from "https://screamer.wiki/index.php?title=User:Kevin_Durant/Sandbox&oldid=192981"