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[[File:FunkyTown.png|thumb|right|Won't you take me to FunkyTown?]]
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'''[[FunkyTown]]''' is a [[shock video]] first uploaded to an unknown website (presumably Kaotic.com) sometime around 2017. The video was filmed by a Mexican drug cartel, possibly [[wikipedia:Jalisco New Generation Cartel|Jalisco New Generation Cartel]].
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'''[[2009 Halloween Math Class]]''' is a [[screamer]] video made by ''Matthew Weathers'' on October 28th, 2009.


FunkyTown is a 2 minutes and 50 seconds long video of an unknown man being savagely tortured, while "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4 Sweet Child O' Mine]" by Guns n' Roses is heard playing. The man is seen lying on the ground with his arms and legs tied up with what appears to be plastic wire, while hooked up to an [https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/002383.htm IV] which is pumping his blood with drugs to keep him alive longer while the cartel members torture him. This man has his hands chopped off with a knife, his face skinned and cut off, and his eyes gouged out while he lays in a pool of blood and screams and gurgles in pain.
The video starts with the [https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=660206 amazing] Biola University professor Matthew Weathers going behind the projector screen to teach, which is truly better than the way most professors do it. Weathers then teaches the students how 1=2; Weathers explains how that would seem impossible.
 
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The man, who barely resembles a person, manages to get his arms untied and tries to reach for his face. Keep in mind that the man has no face, no eyes, and no hands.
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The cartel members slit the man's throat with a knife and box cutter, but don't fully behead him. The video does not capture the final moments when the cartel members end up completely killing the man.

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2009 Halloween Math Class is a screamer video made by Matthew Weathers on October 28th, 2009.

The video starts with the amazing Biola University professor Matthew Weathers going behind the projector screen to teach, which is truly better than the way most professors do it. Weathers then teaches the students how 1=2; Weathers explains how that would seem impossible.

Now, don't you wish your math professor were like this?


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