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==Porkhole.net==
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The roots of Sourmath started with ''Porkhole.net''. It was an old [[shock site]] who used explicit images and [[videos]] of naked elderly men as part of their gimmick and signature style. For example, ''Porkhole.net'' used to display a photo of an elderly man reclining on a couch receiving oral sex from another man. A year later, the photo was updated and moved out of the page. Instead, the [[website]] now featured a clip of three old men having sex in a bathtub.
spoof shock sites


The site suddenly went offline months later, although this marks the earliest known instance of the [[video]], later featured on ''Sourmath''.
==Sourpatch.org==
A [[shock site]] network (Ouch My Eyes!) found a way to name-snipe a domain, profit off that company's trademark, but also make it out of pure "lulz". In the fall of 2007, the domain was registered under the name <code>sourpatch.org</code> and shared a portfolio with the likes of Clean Girls, Salsa Snack, Nuts in the Ass and several others.


Users who were supposedly looking for the official ''[[wikipedia:Sour Patch Kids|Sour Patch Kids]]'' website were greeted with a graphic image captioned by a giant white text reading, "ooo, that's sour!". It is sour indeed.
bonsai kitten
wet koala
trypophobia
clock spider
gamer leg
WII u 4chan
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==Clock spider==
'''Clock Spider''' refers to images of spiders (typically Huntsman spiders) photographed standing or crawling near a wall clock. In these photos, the spider's long legs are often seen peeking out from behind the clock face, or the specimen is large enough to completely cover enough the timepiece underneath.<ref>dictionary.com/culture/memes/clock-spider</ref>


The "graphic image" was never properly archived, causing it impossible to load on any version of the [[website]]. Take a guess what it was. ''[[Lemon Party]]''? ''[[Porkspin]]''? ''My Lazy Sundays''?
The first photograph of the Clock Spider was captured in April 2003 by kenratboy while visiting a rented home in [[wikipedia:Darwin, Australia|Darwin, Australia]]. On the message board, the photo's owner insists the depicted spider is a [[wikipedia:wolf spider|wolf spider]] instead of a huntsman kind, as they belong to entirely different arachnids.<ref>reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/7rxxy4/what_is_a_clock_spider_and_what_does_it_do/</ref><ref>knowyourmeme.com/memes/clock-spider-clockspider</ref>


From an external source, a piece of [[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] code reveals it came from another [[shock site]] ''Fangbangho.com'', also owned by Ouch My Eyes!. This, too, is further supported by an URL found in the image description of <code>sourpatch.jpg</code> (<code>longdesc="fangbangho.com"</code>).
The idea of Clock spider was picked up by numerous English publications, often calling it an "urban legend". Despite being passed around in certain forums from time to time, websites such as ''[[wikipedia:Urban Dictionary|Urban Dictionary]]'' suggest they tend to be worshipped religiously. Legend has it that Clock spiders once possessed a ninth leg, which fell off in a battle with Limecat, their ultimate arch-nemesis. Many users add to the lore; for instance, some claim that those who "worship" limecat will be fed to the spider after judgment day. Feeling overpowered, Clock Spiders have set their eyes off to their own kind, the rumored Cheesy Hotel Spider, who was captured and released in Cabo San Lucas and possesses the ability to move so fast it can alter the space-time continuum. She is incredibly dangerous, although it is unclear which party the Cheesy Hotel Spider will team up with. However, no person has added whether the rivalry has ended.<ref>urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clock%20Spider&page=1</ref>


The homepage for ''Fangbangho.com'' features a photograph based on a severe case of [[wikipedia:Cock and ball torture|cock-and-ball torture]]. Simply put, a naked man who had mutilated and pierced off two of his testicles. In this case, <code>sourpatch.jpg</code> had the exact image shown on Fangbangho-not [[Lemon Party]], and not ''My Lazy Sundays''. Some people will take this with a grain of salt.
In a scientific context, the reason huntsman spiders often hide behind clocks because these spots offer dark, undisturbed shelter, safety from predators, and a steady supply of prey. Interestingly, [[wikipedia:Huntsman spider|Huntsman spider]]s can also produce a rhythmic, vibrational drumming with their abdomens that resembles the sound of a ticking [[wikipedia:quartz clock|quartz clock]] to attract household preys.<ref>scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/what-is-the-clock-spider-and-the-legend-surrounding-it</ref>

Latest revision as of 20:07, 28 May 2026

Clock spider

Clock Spider refers to images of spiders (typically Huntsman spiders) photographed standing or crawling near a wall clock. In these photos, the spider's long legs are often seen peeking out from behind the clock face, or the specimen is large enough to completely cover enough the timepiece underneath.[1]

The first photograph of the Clock Spider was captured in April 2003 by kenratboy while visiting a rented home in Darwin, Australia. On the message board, the photo's owner insists the depicted spider is a wolf spider instead of a huntsman kind, as they belong to entirely different arachnids.[2][3]

The idea of Clock spider was picked up by numerous English publications, often calling it an "urban legend". Despite being passed around in certain forums from time to time, websites such as Urban Dictionary suggest they tend to be worshipped religiously. Legend has it that Clock spiders once possessed a ninth leg, which fell off in a battle with Limecat, their ultimate arch-nemesis. Many users add to the lore; for instance, some claim that those who "worship" limecat will be fed to the spider after judgment day. Feeling overpowered, Clock Spiders have set their eyes off to their own kind, the rumored Cheesy Hotel Spider, who was captured and released in Cabo San Lucas and possesses the ability to move so fast it can alter the space-time continuum. She is incredibly dangerous, although it is unclear which party the Cheesy Hotel Spider will team up with. However, no person has added whether the rivalry has ended.[4]

In a scientific context, the reason huntsman spiders often hide behind clocks because these spots offer dark, undisturbed shelter, safety from predators, and a steady supply of prey. Interestingly, Huntsman spiders can also produce a rhythmic, vibrational drumming with their abdomens that resembles the sound of a ticking quartz clock to attract household preys.[5]

  1. dictionary.com/culture/memes/clock-spider
  2. reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/7rxxy4/what_is_a_clock_spider_and_what_does_it_do/
  3. knowyourmeme.com/memes/clock-spider-clockspider
  4. urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clock%20Spider&page=1
  5. scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/what-is-the-clock-spider-and-the-legend-surrounding-it