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The Super Mario Bros. and the Internet Issue - TRAILER
The Super Mario Bros. and the Internet Issue - TRAILER is a screamer based Internet Movie trailer created by Abran DRozario. The screamer usually scares before the feature program "Children Cartoon & TV Themes" Which in the DVD is labelled "A-Z Children Cartoon & TV Themes" for this release
Roll
The YouTube Internet Movie Trailer starts with a flashing heartbeat effect of the text one by one flashing boasting "An Abran Production", "From Immaculata High School", "Nintendo Classic", "Internet is Down", "Always in real life" and "In 2D Only". Then a Flash of lightning is used for logo's appearance, then it fades for disappearance.
By scene by scene, We hear the lines being said as the motion picture trailer runs. Then a voice says that why can't they get an internet connection, then more happens, and the first jarring meme of Insanity Wolf, then the Frutika Juice Drink ad before the news opener. Then the second round goes first with Frutika Juice Drink ad, then Insanity Wolf, followed by another news opener.
Then resuming the scene by scene method, actors lines are heard, then, at the end, when Mar10Rec taunts Dry Bowser, Mar10Rec's hidden hadouken spell throws to dry Bowser, and a comic explosion appears with a "BOOM!" accompanied with the Animated Sega Logo with SiIvaGunner's 3 sec Sega Logo Scream - Console/BIOS Music, then Exploding Loud Nigra with scream lasting for 3 seconds, then the haunted house is seen, After 10 seconds, Multiple Screamers appear, Thomas the Tank Engine appears with scream, then disappears before the scream ends. Then Jeff the killer appears, with a scream, then at near-end, a face of Regan MacNeil appears with a scream, Then a young Indian Child girl screaming picture zooms into her mouth with crash zoom, and then after the scream, the Alert Ready EAS Screen appears with a loud Hi-Lo tone lasting for 8 seconds, then a female voice reads text:
EMERGENCY ALERT At 3:58 PM Eastern Daylight Time Saturday, Environment Canada has updated a severe thunderstorm warning for Eastern Ontario. Extra Care and Attention should be exercised. The following localities are included in the warning: Prescott and Russell, Renfrew, Pembroke, Barry's Bay, Smiths falls, Lanark, Sharbot Lake and the City of Ottawa. Environment Canada Meteorologists are tracking a very Dangerous Thunderstorm capable of producing destructive wind gusts, and up-to toonie-sized hail. Take cover immediately if threatening weather approaches. Intense lightning is likely, and tornadoes are possible with any thunderstorm that develops.
Then after that, the screen goes black, and text appears "Now available to own on DVD by THX" with the first Fire truck Siren in steady tone, then the second siren which is the Q2B starts off with the Logo appearing along with the third Q2B siren which it is used in the movie trailer. Then the Logo fades with the siren and the trailer ends.
Alternate Version
There are two alternate versions which the trailer usually has. On the first alternate version, After the EAS screen, there is a Whelen Siren doing a steady tone instead of wail, while the siren goes off with a steady non wail tone, at rise and peak lock, the same word "Now available on DVD by THX", and then the Logo appears with the siren in highest peak that is gone steady, then the siren coasts down before and at fade and the siren stops and the trailer ends. The second alternate version has the Q2B siren doing a steady tone as well. after the Logo has faded, the siren continues doing the steady tone and then the siren coasts down and then after the siren has coasted down fully instead of stopping, the brakes are heard, the siren stops and the trailer ends.
Showcase
Links
The Following links contain multiple memes, jarring moments, screamers, an EAS screen and even very loud Fire Truck Siren!
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyDNaxt2iRw
Archive: https://archive.org/details/the-super-mario-bros.-and-the-internet-issue-trailer